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Fast weapon switch. Advanced, oh yeah advanced. Fast weapon switch, yeah. Thank you very much for that now Jimmy Jesus providing the tips for life.

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I'm just scrolling now with my wheel. What does that do? I want it to be like in Counter-Strike where you just, you roll the fucking wheel and it selects the way you go.

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You can use the weapon automatically. Fast switch is for using the number buttons for your weapons. Alright, okay. I did click Apply Slurry, I did.

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I was, I was, I was getting on alright anyway. One, two, three, okay. Two for that, three for that.

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Two, two. Okay, three, three. Okay, let's just go. Let's just go.

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Welcome to the stream. Hey. Feel the dream.

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Oui, Joe. Arizona. Thanks very much for feeling the dream.

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How was Tommy after the horrific accident at the end of the stream? Well, was there a horrific accident because I was watching the stream back and it ended before anything happened so...

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I suppose you will have to tune into the next edition of Schlug Air and find out what happens.

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Thanks very much, Oui, Joe.

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Thanks very much, Oui, Joe.

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Bulletin to the chaps.

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Just hide down here for a minute.

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Hide down here now.

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I'll turn that down because it's, it could be very loud for you.

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No.

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Everyone's going on about Ravenholm.

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I don't know what Ravenholm is.

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These cunts are fucking annoying.

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Fuck. Fuck.

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Everyone's raving about Ravenholm.

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I won't shut the fuck up about it, Nick.

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Oh, yeah.

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Did you see G-Man?

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No, I didn't.

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Who's G-Man?

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Was he in the Soul Solid crew?

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Jimmy-Jimmy-Jewis.

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Thank you.

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I brushed my teeth and was going to go to sleep.

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But I'll get the hashback out now.

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Hashback and sides.

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Thanks very much.

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That's a bit late, but I'm, I, oh, fuck.

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I wasn't going to sleep until two or three anyway, I'd say.

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After the nights, after the shit I've been pulling.

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The last few nights.

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Late nights.

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There's NP, the National Party.

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Fucking Justin Boyd Barrett and the boys.

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Shit.

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City imp.

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G-Man is Gordon's eyes.

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I'm pretty sure G-Man was the name of a rapper from, uh, fucking...

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Soul Solid crew are one of those.

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Oh, fuck.

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Get out of my fucking shipping container.

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This is the new one now.

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This will protect me in the next life.

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By doing this.

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If you ever get caught out, just do this.

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This is what the lad should have done when he got caught throwing the fucking mattresses into the bog.

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While your man was filming him.

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Alright.

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Playtime over.

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Ugh.

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Arizona.

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Henry the Hoover, thank you very much.

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I have a Henry the Hoover in the house.

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It's not bad at all.

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Oh, yeah.

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And we just fucking run like this.

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Oh, fuck.

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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

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Okay, yeah, I'm gonna try and lay off the language now for a minute.

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Because, uh...

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Because, uh...

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Ah...

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I...

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Fucking cut.

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Because, uh...

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It's...

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It's not great now to be hearing that fucking, uh...

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F-ing and jeff-ing.

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The whole time, you know?

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Huh?

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Tommy better not just start his next stream as if nothing happens.

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You'll have to watch the fucking stream, man.

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You can't just be, uh...

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Talking to me about it.

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Like, as if I have any control over it.

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Maybe you're just...

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You're just saying that.

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Fuck.

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Man.

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These...

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These cats are gonna come out here.

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These cats are gonna come out here.

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Gonna blast them.

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Fuck.

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Fuck.

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Fuck.

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It's all... It's all about in here.

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This is where the National Party have been...

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Hiding.

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What do these little flyboys do? Do they...

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Fuck.

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This is another one.

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Should I... Look at the curvature on the fingers.

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Look at that.

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It's insane.

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Insane curvature on the fingers there.

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You tell me.

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You tell me.

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You tell me.

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Ghostbob.

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Thank you very much.

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There's a mod to change the crowbar into a bag of Dutch gold.

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Madfinger.

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Lower the difficulty.

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No, I will not.

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This is normal.

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Maybe...

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I think we've been nearly completed anyway.

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Because we did four hours the last day and I think...

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I think I've been nearly fucking done.

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I think we went through Raven's Home.

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That was Raven's Home back there.

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That you were all on about.

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And we've done that piece.

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And now all we have to do is container land.

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Once we've container land finished, the game is...

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Is done.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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Fuck.

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The helicopter's good, isn't he?

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Fuck.

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Fuck.

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Fuck.

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*sad music*

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Trick is to keep moving. Thank you.

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*sad music*

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Who's this?

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*sad music*

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Civil Defense, thank you very much.

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*sad music*

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Jimmy Flanagan, thank you very much.

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*sad music*

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Yeah, Jimmy Flanagan is it?

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Jimmy Flanagan is it?

146
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Jimmy Flanagan is it?

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Where's this silver goon?

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Ah.

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I'd love to fucking grenade this guy.

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After Grenada with ya.

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*sad music*

152
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Oh.

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*sad music*

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See how big he is now against a Magnum.

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*sad music*

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*sad music*

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*sad music*

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*sad music*

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*sad music*

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Did I get him?

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*sad music*

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Not too bad.

163
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Oh fuck.

164
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This is Raven's home now that I'm in this container here.

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This is Raven's home, the hardest part of the game apparently.

166
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But it's easy, it's fucking piss.

167
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I managed to take out all these guys.

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I managed to take out all these guys in the crowd.

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I managed to get myself a place in the Raven's home.

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Are there many Ravens out in Raven's home when you get there?

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Is the boss a big Raven, is it?

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A giant crow.

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Fuck.

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Can you not cook the fucking grenades?

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Stick them in the oven at 200 for half an hour.

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Grenade cooked.

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I'm living in abject fear for the last two weeks, you can't.

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I'm sure if you were a teenager you'd fucking know.

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How do I get up there man?

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That's the way to go is it?

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Oh fuck.

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Gabe, thank you very much.

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You'll never catch me out ever again.

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You'll never get me.

185
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Trying to get me to see what you want me to see man.

186
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It's not gonna fucking work man.

187
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Thanks very much like for the donation man.

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Trying to make a monkey out of me man.

189
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Me boy.

190
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Me boy dick.

191
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Thank you very much.

192
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I'd say there's a bit of box lifting going on.

193
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A bit of boxing and a bit of barreling.

194
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Matchbox youth.

195
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Thank you very much.

196
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Matchbox 20.

197
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Rob Thomas.

198
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He robbed your Thomas.

199
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You hammered your Thomas.

200
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You hammered your Thomas.

201
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You hammered your mother.

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Faith Johnston.

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Thank you very much Faith Johnston.

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Welcome to the stream.

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The galaxy.

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You're all out tonight in full force anyway.

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Late night cats.

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Is it?

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The Dutch gold kid.

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Thank you very much.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

215
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Whoa.

216
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Whoa.

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Chillax the cacks.

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Chillax the cacks.

219
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Press F6 to save your progress.

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Nice.

221
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Thank you very much.

222
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Danny for that piece of news.

223
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And the tip.

224
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Oh no.

225
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I wonder if we can get him to shoot these guys.

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We don't.

227
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Oh.

228
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Peekaboo.

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Oh.

230
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Peekaboo.

231
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We don't get many of ye guys to the pound, so we don't.

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Where are you from?

233
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Raven's home, is it?

234
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Who did Raven...

235
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Oh, fuck.

236
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Who did Raven's home get in the Super 8s?

237
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Oh, no.

238
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Fucking Raven's home, don't worry.

239
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Jesus Christ, where did he come out of?

240
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You don't get many of those guys to the pound.

241
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Oh.

242
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Thank you very much there, Raven.

243
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Vulcan Raven home.

244
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And now we've the F save six, thanks to Danny.

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The F six save, sorry.

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We'll get these Raven...

247
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We'll get Raven's home to kill those boxes.

248
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Boxes of Cobra Toxin here.

249
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RPG, thank you very much.

250
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Thank you very much.

251
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You old snake in a box.

252
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

253
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

254
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

255
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

256
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

257
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

258
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

259
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

260
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

261
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

262
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

263
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

264
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

265
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

266
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

267
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

268
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

269
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

270
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Let's see if this is set up, sorry.

271
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Let's see if this is set up.

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We don't get many ye guys, John Bairds, to the pound.

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Welcome to the stream.

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Hopefully you didn't spill your beer on your computer or your lap or your electronic device.

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Top tip, try to shoot the baddies before they get you.

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Thanks, O. Ockham.

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Now, what we'll do is we'll arm ourselves and we'll F6 it up.

278
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We'll arm ourselves with a grenade.

279
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Now, these are things which are ballistic.

280
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They explode.

281
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They've got...

282
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They explode into fragments, hence frag grenade.

283
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And then we do this.

284
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We do this now.

285
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Because I...

286
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We don't get many of those to the pound.

287
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Fucking gr...

288
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Oh, there's a lot of power in that.

289
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Dirty Harry.

290
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There's a lot of power in that.

291
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Power confirmed.

292
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Power confirmed.

293
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Power confirmed for the Magnum guys.

294
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I know that...

295
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I know that you were...

296
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You were waiting on confirmation for that and you got it.

297
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You got it hard.

298
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Not as hard as these guys got it.

299
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Edgar Allan Poe.

300
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Thank you very much.

301
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:17,300
Thank you very much.

302
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,300
Thank you very much.

303
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,300
Arid.

304
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Arid artifact.

305
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You old snake in a box.

306
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Save that one second.

307
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I know that you're waiting on.

308
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I know that you're waiting on.

309
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,300
I know that you're waiting on.

310
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I know that you're waiting on.

311
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I know that you're waiting on.

312
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I know that you're waiting on.

313
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I know that you're waiting on.

314
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I know that you're waiting on.

315
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I know that you're waiting on.

316
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I know that you're waiting on.

317
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I know that you're waiting on.

318
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I know that you're waiting on.

319
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I know that you're waiting on.

320
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I know that you're waiting on.

321
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I know that you're waiting on.

322
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I know that you're waiting on.

323
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I know that you're waiting on.

324
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I know that you're waiting on.

325
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I know that you're waiting on.

326
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I know that you're waiting on.

327
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Thank you very much, Arid.

328
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Arid artifact.

329
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You old snake in a box.

330
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Save that one sec now.

331
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And exit.

332
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And exit.

333
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,300
Thank you very much, The Macron Show.

334
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Thank you very much.

335
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,300
You're doing great work.

336
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:29,960
you're doing great work and then we'll start to win it goes up in the house with the one euro

337
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donation bringing shame on the Zulu nation fight diggy dog open heaven now hope you're alright man

338
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:46,960
hope everything's fine with you let me just start out the chroma key here five and we'll do some five digging

339
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yes five digging half-life digging half half-life dog in tribe called quest

340
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I'm the best five digging I'm about to start wigging we get it

341
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pull out your sack sit back and enjoy the spooky ass load of the viper show

342
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:24,940
it's Tuesday morning don't you know but don't go to sleep it's time to watch me play this game till I

343
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weep till I can't go no far further anymore what I want to say thanks to Edgar Allan Poe the arid

344
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artifacts the macron show and ghost bob and Vulcan Raven Hall

345
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Bala Clavipat 2 Arizona I seen you down in Bala Toul. Thank you very much for the 5 euro. Was that you at the festival the last day asking about some stone cold bangers or a cheeky imposter? It was me. It was me. Didn't you see me on TV free? They hired me to do the weather last night. But they sacked me after 2 minutes and said I was shite. They said I didn't have the tits or the ass. And now I was kicked out on the grass.

346
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Thank you very much I said in Spanish. Which is grassy ass. Ironic because I was kicked out on my ass on the grass at the time. And I'm not lying. Every time I rhyme you'd want to have a box of Kleenex because you're going to be crying. Because the rhymes are so hot. They've scorched your face. They've scorched your face. You're going to have to go and run your face under the tap now. The cold tap. Fast.

347
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,400
And have you got any milk? Pour some milk on the burn. Fast.

348
00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:47,480
I'm only messing now. No one's being burnt and everyone's face is okay.

349
00:23:53,000 --> 00:24:01,640
What the fuck man? What kind of... What was that about like? Leaving the... You can charge up there but it's still going to be able to shoot you.

350
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:09,500
Sickening thank you very much Matt's a lioness Matt's a lioness that's a lioness

351
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Brian Mars thank you very much

352
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Yeah, Brian Morrissey and Salinas

353
00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:41,400
Thanks very much Thomas Aquinas. Did you hear about him? He was a saint or something?

354
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:18,200
Oh no. Who the fuck is a nat? Is that liquid snake in that? Liquid snake is after you. Eddie Nob's coin. Thank you very much. Did it come up?

355
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:23,240
I don't think it came up because it says Nob in your fucking thing.

356
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,240
Feel the dream.

357
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:27,240
Navin. Arizona.

358
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:31,080
Arizona. I'd like to thank the town of Navin.

359
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:51,640
Fuck. There's great shooting in that helicopter.

360
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,040
Fucking shinball.

361
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,240
Fucking mesopotamians.

362
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,520
Getting fucking cuntus here.

363
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:21,720
Oh.

364
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,220
Oh.

365
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,040
Is half-life 3 come out. Is it?

366
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:05,920
Fuckin' hell.

367
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,140
So it's never coming out, is it?

368
00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:10,580
Half-Life 3, it's...

369
00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:11,200
That's a...

370
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,140
Is that a meme, like, that it's never coming out?

371
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,120
There is no Half-Life 3, I understand.

372
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:15,440
Okay.

373
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,380
And what about this...

374
00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:21,120
This bit of hair here at the back?

375
00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:23,540
Is that gonna come...

376
00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:25,340
Is that gonna be re-released soon enough?

377
00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:27,600
Do you reckon...

378
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,460
Do you reckon I need a license for this?

379
00:27:29,460 --> 00:27:36,460
Honest...

380
00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:37,460
Honest...

381
00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:57,460
How's it going, lads?

382
00:27:58,100 --> 00:27:59,260
Do you like the fuckin' mullet?

383
00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:14,100
Psygnosis...

384
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:14,460
Are...

385
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:16,300
Are working on the remake of the hair.

386
00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:17,380
It's gonna...

387
00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:20,380
It's gonna come out as an additional bonus extra

388
00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:22,800
with the remake of Destruction Darby.

389
00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:29,680
Destruction Darby 2, back in the habit,

390
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,160
with Whoopi Goldberg.

391
00:28:31,780 --> 00:28:32,180
And...

392
00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:33,820
And the rapper Mace.

393
00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:45,100
I'll just let this come kill me,

394
00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:46,180
because I think you need to...

395
00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:47,520
I need to go up that ladder.

396
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,060
Kells.

397
00:28:57,060 --> 00:28:58,160
Thank you very much, Kells.

398
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:08,880
Yeah.

399
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:13,940
Whoa.

400
00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:15,840
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

401
00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:22,340
Alright.

402
00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:24,580
Now we're in...

403
00:29:24,580 --> 00:29:25,420
Now we're in trouble.

404
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,520
Or now he's in trouble, should I say.

405
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,620
Cunt's gonna kill me, though.

406
00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:34,840
He'll kill me before I get to kill him, I'd say.

407
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:39,400
How'd you...

408
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,060
How'd you...

409
00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:41,620
How'd you take control of this?

410
00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:58,780
There's another one.

411
00:29:58,780 --> 00:30:09,840
See you later, alligator.

412
00:30:10,380 --> 00:30:11,740
Look at him, he got scared.

413
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,220
Shat his pants.

414
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,660
Flew home to Mammy.

415
00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:16,700
Fly home to Mammy.

416
00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:19,460
Fly away back to Mammy, good lad.

417
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,280
Sure you shit your pants uptown in front of the whole town, man.

418
00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:26,400
Oh.

419
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,360
He's not coming back, is he?

420
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,080
Got a bit scared there.

421
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,280
Thought he was coming back for more.

422
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:44,660
Ow.

423
00:30:54,660 --> 00:31:00,460
Well, that was an eventful few minutes and we got through it.

424
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,160
We made it through.

425
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,000
Brian Morrissey, thank you very much.

426
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,020
Thank you very much.

427
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,680
I'm using this to see how much money is left in the account.

428
00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:14,700
Cyberbusking.

429
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:30,960
where's the air boat arizona weapon to surpass derrick swing

430
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,360
thank you do you reckon the air boat is down where i was before

431
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:50,080
jerking the air bolt is down here is it air.com air.ie

432
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,960
thank you very much for that your ma

433
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,400
thank you very much

434
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:15,360
james watson thank you very much thanks danny finally someone in the chat courteous just a little bit of

435
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:19,360
courtesy like you know it's all it it's not i wasn't asking for much

436
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:30,560
brad quote quote this game with air tomorrow say that you were up watching the air boat

437
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,960
and ricky and tell him ricky's after you

438
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:49,680
big can you give a big shout out to dan can i get a shout out to big dan and the megalodon the spice

439
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:56,880
must flow do you want to stay away from that spice stuff you'll end up talking to yourself in a bin

440
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:20,160
oh god

441
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:40,000
whoa see there's tony hawk tony hawk i didn't even have to think i just did it

442
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:48,240
i just did it it's just i'm i know what i'm doing

443
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:12,880
matt ryan thank you very much congratulations you got a street

444
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:34,320
uh-oh whoa airboat.ie this is uh he's not doing too good with these mines is he

445
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:40,640
first time i've ever played this game i bet you this is meant to be a hard bit

446
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:48,640
nothing hard about it boy nothing hard about it it's soft the softest bit of the game i've ever played

447
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:55,920
this this part of the game is for soft shites

448
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:10,560
a bit of help there the viper laying down some new fiber

449
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:22,880
tell you something vne vinnie i'm laying down pure gigabit fiber optic and you're all invited to my pipe

450
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:34,000
you're all invited to take a little bit of your own fiber optic off of me i'll dedicate a few gigabits to you and you can download anything you want all night long

451
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:42,160
i've got pure unlimited broadband for you and you can all leech you can leech off mine

452
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:59,920
see this man fucking tony hawk fucking dark slide jeff rowley doing a fucking dark slide across the canal

453
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:06,080
oh he's throwing his bomb he's shitting out bombs again

454
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:17,200
50 50 50. Ali Ali Bumbala

455
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:29,440
fucking jeff rowley you're talking uh bucky lassik bam margira fucking uncle buck

456
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:35,280
and the dwarf from jackass

457
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:44,800
whoa spider-man sam got fucking creeled by airbows.ie did i save it now where did i save it

458
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:53,120
chad musk rodney mullen rodney mullen rodney mullen inventor oh no i'm still alive i'm still alive oh i got sucked up

459
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:02,240
and spat out there by the fucking the tongue boys

460
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,960
thank you very much barry i can't read your fucking text at the moment

461
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,760
because uh

462
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,040
i'm being chewed up by a bunch of fucking mad cunts

463
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:18,720
headshot gildee

464
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:25,040
two way till next tuesday don't ever fucking come at me again when i'm on my airboat dot ie

465
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,960
the game is bollocks says someone with a stupid name

466
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:40,160
i got news for you pal i got news for you man

467
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,000
you're fucking wrong

468
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,360
watch this is this bollocks

469
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,760
was was that bollocks

470
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:08,800
probably was could have been better let me show you again we'll take it we can go again we can go again very easily

471
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:21,440
to the guy to the guy to the guy with the silly name who said it's bollocks is this bollocks

472
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:34,800
now how about that your your silence your silence speaks volumes see this pipe here

473
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,040
nothing to me nothing to me nothing to me as i ride right underneath

474
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:41,920
dead

475
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,720
whoa whoa whoa whoa

476
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:58,080
brian morrissey thank you very much as you can see brian it's a real tough time we're having at the moment

477
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:08,160
i'm i'm trying my best to circumnavigate this fucking canal system situation i've also got someone in the chat

478
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,600
telling me it's all bollocks you know i have to deal with that

479
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:14,880
and he's in he's got inside my mind this lad

480
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:21,360
this lad with the name just came into the chat a minute ago right and he said this game was bollocks and

481
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:28,400
now i'm i'm fucking vexed i don't know what i'm doing i'm actually beginning to question my existence and life

482
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,640
outside of half-life

483
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:36,480
half-life you'd want to fucking get into my life i'm fucked

484
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,040
did he say did he say it's the fucking the bollocks

485
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:53,520
like as in it's it's not shit it's the shit all right okay sorry about that lad

486
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,600
i didn't mean to have a go at you and you've got a great name

487
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:03,520
the name that you have do you know what sets you apart from all the rest your fucking name man

488
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:09,360
it's an absolute class name and i can't even read it sure why would i need to read it why would i need

489
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,720
to read it you're a fucking hero you're a fucking hero

490
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:21,360
oh look at this chimney now chimney's gonna chimney's gonna spill

491
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:37,760
built to spill indie van oh what about up here what about up here didn't think i was gonna do this

492
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:52,160
fuck

493
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,280
maybe i'll quick save will i fucking quicksand in a minute

494
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,080
it's a fucking class game it's a class game

495
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,800
this is action

496
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,960
why is why hasn't there been uh why haven't i had this in my life

497
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:28,320
the 2004 this came out why isn't it being something like this

498
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,920
what the fuck am i doing now do i wait

499
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:42,800
do i wait whoa half pipe chad muska

500
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:44,720
fucking hell man

501
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,160
this is the dream this is the fucking dream

502
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,080
this is the dream baby

503
00:41:55,600 --> 00:42:02,080
see this eddie jordan's creamy nightmare pipe right down it right down it hard and fast

504
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:11,680
hob's coin is coming guys i see didn't mean to do that

505
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:23,360
i think we're safe i think we're safe in here oh my god

506
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:26,400
fucking

507
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,560
yeah that's fine that's fine he's gone

508
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:41,600
bam margera is gonna be doing a live half half pipe in sligo next tuesday week

509
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:47,520
and juke thank you very much juke is gonna be there as well you gotta go there see juke if not bam

510
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:52,640
make sure you go see juke he's a good guy he's one of the best guys i will i don't lie

511
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,520
i don't fucking lie

512
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,880
callum thank you very much

513
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,440
yeah the parish hall five men

514
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:20,720
i think we've got a bit of time to ourselves now we can relax and sit down on this chair and take it easy

515
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,800
oh the boys are back in town now

516
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:27,920
ben loge thank you

517
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,480
switch the elevator on is it

518
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,160
what does that do what does that do

519
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:48,160
milas milas kowran thank you very much

520
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:55,760
did you watch wimbledon i did yeah watch your take on it

521
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:04,720
here docovich cleaned his room jacovic yeah i did he cleaned every cleaned jordan b peterson was in his uh

522
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:10,880
dressing room in a in a kit bag and anaconda g was on the fucking wireless

523
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:15,760
up in the the box with john mackenroe doing commentary for abc

524
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:23,760
john mackenroe double jobs for abc and bbc so he's getting mad pay he's getting absolute mad he's getting

525
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:31,120
fucking game set and match money man from uh abc francis higgins cream pie thank you very much

526
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:38,160
and i want to tell you something the the combination of john mackenroe and anaconda g providing unlimited

527
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:45,280
commentary on wimbledon was just unsurpassed thanks very much but it was a good game a great game

528
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:51,040
and he uh he came back well enough now i thought federer had its own up

529
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,640
i thought federer had its own up

530
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:14,320
what the fuck am i doing here i play a screen recording of jordan b peterson yelling at me to

531
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:21,520
clean my room every day just to give me motivation to clean up that'd be a good um alarm for your for

532
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:29,440
the morning anonymous thank you anonymous because your name was jeremy paxman's satanic dildo which is not

533
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:34,640
allowed as a name but it's a great name it's a fantastic where did you get that name

534
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:43,760
maybe i can get in here maybe i can get in here and then use the the lift

535
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:48,480
it's fucked

536
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:57,440
anonymous thank you very much anonymous because your name was cum shot compilation and i'm afraid they won't

537
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:07,440
allow the word cum shot in the in the actual thing but best but i i really appreciate the sentiment

538
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:13,200
and thanks very much maybe it's a backhanded compliment

539
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:20,880
maybe it's a backhanded winner down the line a backhanded compliment about how good this is that

540
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:28,240
it's actually better or if not on on the same level as a cum shot compilation um i've always wondered

541
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:35,600
who are the people that that edit those you know what what's their business where

542
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:40,640
where what what what are they doing and what's their game you know

543
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,760
maybe uh i have to throw something in here

544
00:46:50,480 --> 00:47:06,880
because it's not heavy enough do you know was the was the uh the fact that they've got access to

545
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:14,880
non-stop gigabit hardcore degenerate pornography the whole time not enough for them that they had to

546
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:22,000
download the clips that they were watching and then compile them or compile them for others

547
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:36,240
the mind boggles anonymous thank you very much arizona arizona

548
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:50,480
you know what you know what thanks very much what what's nuts i want to say big thanks to y'all

549
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:58,480
jeremy paxton's satanic dildo and that's not all a guy called jobby jaws came into this hoop gravy

550
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:07,680
operation with his yeah baby one euro compilation i'm talking jeremy paxman and francis higgins cream pie duke

551
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:16,560
arthritis calum condron in your eye airboat.ie ben log milaj kaurin anaconda g and that's a lovely little

552
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:21,200
rhyme that happened but i said rovery and that's not good either because i fucked up the rhyme

553
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:30,640
i'm gonna have to do time for crimes against hip-hop and sick-ass flows you know me everybody knows

554
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:37,280
when i'm in the the joint it's so hot you need to open a window or something because you're gonna sweat

555
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:43,760
and let a bit of heat in as well because one of the lads has asthma he's asked me to open up the window

556
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,960
can you open up the window there because he's coughing and he's finding it hard to breathe

557
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:57,440
i've got an inhaler for the asthma when it gets bad i just have to ask you if you can go and call my dad

558
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:02,800
he's gonna come and help me when i get panicked don't worry about everything though everything's gonna be

559
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:10,880
okay everything's gonna be okay i just can't run uh you know in the cold weather because if the cold

560
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:25,600
the cold weather brings it on it's exercised induced asthma okay

561
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:36,960
okay okay okay hello line four good evening

562
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:48,320
okay okay exercise induced asthma it's nothing to be ashamed of okay unless you're gonna run around and

563
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:53,600
get rained on all day by the haters they're just hating they don't want to see you succeed because

564
00:49:53,600 --> 00:50:00,480
they they hate to see it when you breathe so heavily on them but i'm gonna run laps around you i don't care

565
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:06,080
because i've got an inhaler and i've also got lovely hair and i've needs to be it needs to be cut because

566
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:11,040
at the moment it's growing it's becoming a mullet and it's the butt of many a joke

567
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:20,400
but don't smoke and that's a god honest truth opinion because if you smoke you're gonna

568
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,400
fucking turn your lungs into a minion

569
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:31,440
you might be grand now in your 20s but trust me to the back end you're gonna feel like your

570
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:35,280
fucking lungs are bentis whatever that means it means they're fucked

571
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:42,000
sure look it's fine most of the time you just need to warm up warm up before you go on the run

572
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:47,600
what are you doing a 5k is it make sure you do about 10 15 minutes

573
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,080
fucking light jogging before you start running you'll be fine

574
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,000
trust these lungs are mine

575
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:06,400
it's not actually that bad fucking paula ragcliffe has it and she holds the world record for the

576
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:14,400
the fastest marathon for a woman obviously but i mean it's not that fucking bad you can you can live

577
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:29,840
with it a lot of the top athletes have it right we'll get back on this thing now let's see how we go

578
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:44,600
Someone wrote, your rhymes suck.

579
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,560
Hercules, thanks very much.

580
00:51:55,060 --> 00:51:56,160
Up the ladder.

581
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,500
Up the ladder.

582
00:51:57,500 --> 00:52:01,000
Up the ladder.

583
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:05,100
Up the ladder.

584
00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:08,360
Maybe I'll throw a tire in there, is it?

585
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:19,220
Maybe I'll throw this in there.

586
00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:22,500
Did your man really say the game was the bollocks?

587
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:23,500
Arizona.

588
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,180
Anaconda G, thank you very much.

589
00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:26,680
Sorry, I put myself on the screen again.

590
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:34,700
Oh, fuck.

591
00:52:35,020 --> 00:52:35,380
Crashed.

592
00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:42,560
He did, yeah.

593
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:43,220
Sorry then.

594
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,040
Then he got offended, did he?

595
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,040
I got offended.

596
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,160
Because I didn't read the fucking thing right.

597
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:58,220
I think your rhymes need more west coast and less east coast.

598
00:52:58,440 --> 00:52:59,240
Thanks very much, man.

599
00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:00,000
I'll fucking try it.

600
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:00,500
I'll give it a go.

601
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:03,940
Here again.

602
00:53:07,940 --> 00:53:08,940
Dare both die.

603
00:53:08,940 --> 00:53:12,820
I'm only messing up.

604
00:53:12,820 --> 00:53:15,060
I knew he was coming out here.

605
00:53:15,060 --> 00:53:19,240
Do you know that looked like I was a fucking...

606
00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:20,700
I was fearful.

607
00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:22,540
That's not the way it is.

608
00:53:22,540 --> 00:53:27,320
The way it was, was I understand that you need to be entertained, so I'm pretending to be scared by that.

609
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,320
*Gunshot*

610
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,320
*Gunshot*

611
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,320
*Gunshot*

612
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,320
*Gunshot*

613
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,320
*Gunshot*

614
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,320
*Gunshot*

615
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,320
*Gunshot*

616
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:48,320
*Gibberish*

617
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,320
*Gibberish*

618
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:16,020
spoon throw on Gary's mod like I'm gonna throw on Gary's mod I've only just got

619
00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:23,140
this fucking game I'm enjoying it why would I throw that on spoon

620
00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:53,120
airbrush spoon you give me Gary's mod

621
00:54:53,120 --> 00:55:06,740
there send me send me Gary's mod as a present is it free is it about this put

622
00:55:06,740 --> 00:55:14,940
this boy in there now this ladder here

623
00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:34,980
see you want me to read the comments so that I progress in the game or do you want to see me

624
00:55:34,980 --> 00:55:40,340
flounder because the last day I was trying to stack boxes to get on top of the side of a fucking thing

625
00:55:40,340 --> 00:55:50,220
and in retrospect viewing it from the point of view of someone's played the game I thought that was very funny someone just doing that

626
00:55:50,220 --> 00:55:56,100
oh look at this got a fucking fridge

627
00:55:56,100 --> 00:56:12,100
yeah flounder see I can't ignore the chat though because you'll be in there someone will be telling me how to do it or spoon will be there going stick on Gary's mod we all know what fucking spoon's like

628
00:56:12,100 --> 00:56:24,480
oh you got a fridge now what

629
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:33,960
let's raise this for the airboat airboat dot ie

630
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:42,840
thank you very much trash man

631
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:54,720
trash man

632
00:56:54,720 --> 00:57:00,400
trash man all right boss what's going nothing much trash man thanks very much for that

633
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:12,280
and anonymous whose name was anal 69 they don't allow that in the world of uh name tags

634
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:40,280
not allowed how was your game that not too bad thanks very much you're very kind the whole dotty you're the kindest gang of snakes

635
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:51,960
I've ever met I've never met faith johnson too snake for the ages

636
00:57:51,960 --> 00:58:09,880
oh yeah aren't you yes yes hello Gordon Freeman himself that is I that's me I'm back bye Pat

637
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:13,560
thank you very much by Pat

638
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:21,560
just in time doc gotta move out before the combine picks us up we're just getting ready to pull out

639
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:24,200
I met you in my I seen you in a dream

640
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,560
got to tear down this camp and get out of here

641
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,900
feel the dream

642
00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:32,440
Matt Alina

643
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,120
Matt Alina

644
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:44,120
you are a liar you peddled your lies all across the globe and I want to tell you something

645
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:50,120
Ben Logue thank you very much thanks for the donation

646
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:54,880
Ben Lok, thank you very much.

647
00:58:55,580 --> 00:58:57,060
Thanks for the Dornishu.

648
00:58:57,060 --> 00:59:19,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Half-Life 2 job. Matchbox youth job. Donald Bluth. Taking it back to the Arrested Development Squad.

649
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:35,160
You know me. My name is Bart. Bobby O'Darren. Not Bobby Darren. The singer lad that was played in a movie by Spacey who's a bad bad bad man.

650
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:44,780
Riley Reid all the way. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho hey. Taking it back to the Jenna Hayes days.

651
00:59:45,980 --> 00:59:57,240
But I've never ever fazed. Keep your mind on the track in front of your run. One, two, three, four, five laps. And then breathe heavily and when you're done.

652
00:59:57,580 --> 01:00:05,240
Remember that you'll end up with the fucking worst exercised induced asthma that Paul the Tim has ever ever asked you about.

653
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:17,300
If you're smoking fags. Switch to vaping immediately I said. Switch to vapes immediately and even then wean yourself off those bads immediately too.

654
01:00:19,300 --> 01:00:27,640
Because they're only fucking network two. They're only going to cause you poo in life. Look at me.

655
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:30,900
I'm your wife.

656
01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:43,800
I learned to rhyme back in rhyme school. They had to teach me fast because I was so faster than a tape spool.

657
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:49,820
Mark Dargan the Hargandars master. Trying to smear ice cream all over me like plaster.

658
01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:57,740
I had to fucking go to A&E because I looked alabaster after he spread all that white stuff over my face.

659
01:00:58,540 --> 01:01:07,320
And I said, have you any masters of the original game Tekken? The master copy from Japan.

660
01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:10,880
And the doctor who was fixing me up said no.

661
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,200
We, this is Castlebar A&E.

662
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:18,300
I said, can you give Namco a ring over in Tokyo?

663
01:01:18,300 --> 01:01:21,180
And he did.

664
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:23,900
And he did.

665
01:01:27,300 --> 01:01:28,700
And this is what he said.

666
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:30,860
How are you getting on? This is Namco.

667
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:34,280
We don't have any fucking masters of the original Tekken.

668
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:39,980
So if you just tell that lad there who's got fucking ice cream smeared all over his face from Mark Dargan.

669
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,660
Tell him that he's out of luck.

670
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:49,120
He best go down to the canal there and feed the ducks with a little bag of bread that I'm sending over right now.

671
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:54,260
Should be with you in about a fucking month's time though because it's shipping hasn't been paid.

672
01:01:54,920 --> 01:02:00,280
It has to go to Shenzhen and then it's gonna go through a fucking raid like that movie Jackie Chan and the Boys.

673
01:02:02,740 --> 01:02:06,620
Buy your toys from eBay from Shenzhen province.

674
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:08,760
They're cheap as fuck.

675
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:10,160
But they're not the real deal.

676
01:02:10,540 --> 01:02:11,740
But you'll get them in good time.

677
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,660
And then you'll start to feel really cool.

678
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,180
Because you saved 20 euro.

679
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,460
Really cool.

680
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:23,160
Because you're in the know you know.

681
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,080
The rhymes are so tight.

682
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,560
You need to fucking undo your belt buckle a notch or two.

683
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,360
You started sweating.

684
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:33,860
And now we're on to you.

685
01:02:36,860 --> 01:02:37,980
You're so sweaty.

686
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:39,180
You're so sweaty.

687
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:40,420
You're so sweaty.

688
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:44,860
You need to go and watch an episode of Hetty Wainthrop Investigates.

689
01:02:45,180 --> 01:02:47,340
Come back to me when you fucking started shaving.

690
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,840
And then we'll fucking start raving.

691
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,580
Down at the boiler room.

692
01:02:52,860 --> 01:02:53,740
Stone Cold Bangers.

693
01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:54,980
It's all we like to play.

694
01:02:55,620 --> 01:02:56,340
Your man Dart.

695
01:02:59,240 --> 01:02:59,820
Fuck it.

696
01:03:03,260 --> 01:03:05,140
Not feeling the fucking vibe tonight.

697
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:06,060
I don't know.

698
01:03:06,140 --> 01:03:07,360
I don't know what the story is.

699
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:07,740
I just.

700
01:03:09,180 --> 01:03:10,400
It's not a great flow.

701
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:10,840
It's not a.

702
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:11,240
It's.

703
01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:11,960
It's sick.

704
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,180
It's sick.

705
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:14,620
I think it's sick.

706
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:15,500
But it's not great.

707
01:03:21,580 --> 01:03:23,720
And the fucking game keeps crashing as well.

708
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:30,080
Who.

709
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:32,560
That was.

710
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:33,600
That was a fucking.

711
01:03:34,860 --> 01:03:35,360
Bypat.

712
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:36,520
Matzalinus special.

713
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:39,140
Thank you very much.

714
01:03:39,260 --> 01:03:39,900
Matzalinus.

715
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:43,480
Okay.

716
01:03:45,060 --> 01:03:45,680
You know I.

717
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:48,640
You know I saved it.

718
01:03:56,020 --> 01:03:56,460
Maragandars.

719
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:56,820
Is it?

720
01:04:00,460 --> 01:04:00,900
Nigel.

721
01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:03,220
Did you ever play Metal Gear Solid on the PlayStation?

722
01:04:03,820 --> 01:04:04,420
I did.

723
01:04:04,420 --> 01:04:04,520
Come on in.

724
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:05,760
I'll show you what you're up against.

725
01:04:05,940 --> 01:04:07,600
I'll be playing it again someday soon.

726
01:04:08,980 --> 01:04:11,260
In an all out war on your senses.

727
01:04:11,940 --> 01:04:13,260
How are you getting on sensey?

728
01:04:13,940 --> 01:04:16,120
Is this the lad from the Phantom Menace?

729
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:28,760
Why don't you use Twitch fuzzy?

730
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,380
I have no presence on Twitch.

731
01:04:31,380 --> 01:04:31,380
I have no presence on Twitch.

732
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:32,860
Just use this.

733
01:04:32,860 --> 01:04:34,120
Thanks for watching.

734
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,440
The old snake.

735
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:38,440
The old snake.

736
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:42,020
They're not.

737
01:04:42,020 --> 01:04:42,660
Ryan Morris.

738
01:04:42,660 --> 01:04:44,500
They're not samurai beats I was playing.

739
01:04:44,580 --> 01:04:45,800
I was just playing chill hop.

740
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:48,540
Or old school instrumental hip hop session.

741
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:50,660
But I think if I put on the fucking.

742
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,040
The Chinese beats.

743
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:52,720
I should do.

744
01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:53,840
I should do okay.

745
01:04:53,840 --> 01:05:09,840
Thanks Museum Ghost and Samantha. And uh... Yeah, thank you very much.

746
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:16,840
This here's the dam. It's just up ahead. Eli's hideout is here. A stone's throw from the apron and nestled in the old hydro plant.

747
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:20,840
Hydro plant. But getting there, with that hunter chopper on your ass, next to impossible.

748
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:34,840
Yeah, tell me about it. Airboat. Dot ie is it? Huh?

749
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:54,840
*Boss sound*

750
01:05:54,840 --> 01:06:02,840
Thank you very much there Boston Scientific. I don't say that lightly. And Paula Tim as well.

751
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:12,840
*Boss sound*

752
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:30,840
Can I get a shout out from my boy Emilio... Emilio Azagiri. Isagiri. Isagiri. He's a good guy, Azagiri man. He's fucking zone. He's a header. He's a header. Tech9 is after you as well man.

753
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:32,840
*Boss sound*

754
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,840
Thank you very much Tech9.

755
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:36,840
*Boss sound*

756
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,840
*Boss sound*

757
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:40,840
*Boss sound*

758
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:41,840
*Boss sound*

759
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:46,840
Put that down there. Juice master 5000. Thank you very much. Arizona.

760
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:48,840
*Boss sound*

761
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:49,840
*Boss sound*

762
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:55,840
You've got a bar there. Have you come shot compilations coming at you over the intertubes. Pumping up like a bicycle inner tube.

763
01:06:55,840 --> 01:07:07,840
Till you shoot your splooge and then go watch in Bruges. Or Cool Runnings which is a movie about Rastafarians in a luge. Haha. But it's a fucking bobslimmer. It's not a luge.

764
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:08,840
*Boss sound*

765
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:09,840
*Boss sound*

766
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:10,840
There we are.

767
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:11,840
Chainsaw. Sheers man.

768
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:12,840
*Boss sound*

769
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:13,840
*Boss sound*

770
01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:17,840
This lad's handy isn't he? We don't get many of ye guys to the pound. So we don't. What's your name?

771
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:18,840
*Boss sound*

772
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:19,840
*Boss sound*

773
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:20,840
*Boss sound*

774
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:22,840
Eli. Elon Musk.

775
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:23,840
*Boss sound*

776
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:24,840
*Boss sound*

777
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:25,840
*Boss sound*

778
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:26,840
*Boss sound*

779
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:27,840
*Boss sound*

780
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:28,840
Ah it fucking crashed again.

781
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:29,840
*Boss sound*

782
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:30,840
*Boss sound*

783
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:31,840
*Boss sound*

784
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:32,840
*Boss sound*

785
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:33,840
*Boss sound*

786
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:34,840
Morgan Walsh thank you.

787
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:35,840
*Boss sound*

788
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:36,840
*Boss sound*

789
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:37,840
*Boss sound*

790
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:38,840
*Boss sound*

791
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:39,840
*Boss sound*

792
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:40,840
*Boss sound*

793
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:41,840
*Boss sound*

794
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:45,840
I don't know what this story is with the fucking game. Why does it keep crashing?

795
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:46,840
*Boss sound*

796
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:47,840
When you go

797
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:48,840
*Boss sound*

798
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:49,840
Leave the screen

799
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:50,840
*Boss sound*

800
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:51,840
To click on something else

801
01:07:51,840 --> 01:08:08,840
it just shuts down. Mantis Toboggan aka Trashman thank you very much.

802
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:19,340
Switch to Borderless is it would that do it?

803
01:08:19,340 --> 01:08:46,840
Oh yeah. I'm running as an admin I think. I'll try again next time and see how we get on. I've looked at it already. Right. Harry. Harry.

804
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:58,840
The good news is the Vortigaunt is working his magic on your airboat so you'll have a little more firepower going forward. Brilliant. I think he's just finishing up now. Go on out. That's brilliant. Thank you very much. Thanks very much.

805
01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:10,840
I'll have to wait for this lad to finish his mechanical wonderment on that. Wiping some stuff around here. Oh.

806
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:22,840
Take that chopper down and you should be able to tear on through to Eli's place. I'm gonna bring the chopper down. Huh?

807
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:36,840
Okay. You mind yourself now. I'll save the game. Best of luck. Oh we've got a gun.

808
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:48,600
This is brilliant. It just gets better. Emilio Izaguiri, thank you very much. Big shout out to Paul the Tim from Emilio.

809
01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:06,140
Is that them decommissioned when they just hang like that? That's good.

810
01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:17,860
Music.

811
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:24,600
Fuck.

812
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:35,040
Yes, he didn't like that. He didn't like that.

813
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:42,360
They don't like it up them, Captain Manor.

814
01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:50,580
Into the fucking zone we go.

815
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:00,400
Is the music a bit too loud for you?

816
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:06,640
Do you know what I mean?

817
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,520
Gonna run it as an admin now.

818
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:11,360
Gonna run it as an admin now.

819
01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:17,280
You hammered your helicopter.

820
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:19,620
You hammered your mother.

821
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:22,380
You hammered your mother.

822
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:27,020
Feel the dream.

823
01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:29,200
Thanks, Lockheed.

824
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:29,600
Arizona.

825
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,880
Should I run it in Borderless?

826
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:40,880
Run in a window, will that... I reckon that'll work.

827
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:54,880
I think this is working better now if it's in a window.

828
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:59,880
*sad music*

829
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:00,880
Uh oh.

830
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:10,880
Uh oh. What the fuck does that mean now?

831
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:17,880
Cause I started in an admin now.

832
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:21,880
It doesn't have the game, it's not showing the games.

833
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,880
So now I have to start it in normal.

834
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:30,880
Started in normal.

835
01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:59,880
Mama duck, how are you? You hammered your lockheath.

836
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:15,880
This is nearly as bad as Resident Evil says mutant. You getting thick?

837
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:27,880
Oh wow. How is this worse than fucking Rezzy man? Look at how class it is.

838
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:33,880
And Rezzy was class.

839
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,880
You're talking shite man.

840
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:52,880
This game is the bollocks.

841
01:13:52,880 --> 01:14:21,540
The bollocks. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You hammered your tiger. You hammered your bollocks. Where's the voice acting? You desire so often.

842
01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:35,200
It says, the mutant. Have you played this before? I've never played it. I only want voice acting in Japanese games that are Japanese. I want voice dubs.

843
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:53,840
Oh, wow.

844
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:02,420
This cunt's gonna blow.

845
01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:16,980
Oh, yeah. Black Monday. Class game. It still has to be finished as well. Thanks very much. I know you're a true blue mutant. Or mutant, or whatever. I know you're true blue.

846
01:15:18,980 --> 01:15:37,800
We've still finished the getaway Black Monday as well. Very excited about those, the developments that are coming along with that. And the Cockney rhyming school. Or Cockney workshop. The final edition.

847
01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:49,840
Not retiring Schlug table top tunes. I don't think he's retiring. But you need to come back to the next show.

848
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:53,180
To find out what was going on.

849
01:15:54,480 --> 01:16:02,380
People were saying, oh, he died. But he didn't. Extreme ended. Extreme ended before. We didn't see anyone die.

850
01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:16,700
I'll shoot backwards.

851
01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:46,680
I'll shoot backwards.

852
01:16:46,680 --> 01:17:16,660
I'll shoot backwards.

853
01:17:16,660 --> 01:17:19,220
What's the story here?

854
01:17:19,220 --> 01:17:23,660
Oh, for fuck's sake.

855
01:17:23,660 --> 01:17:25,660
Oh, for fuck's sake.

856
01:17:25,660 --> 01:17:30,660
Oh, for fuck's sake.

857
01:17:30,660 --> 01:17:37,660
Oh, for fuck's sake.

858
01:17:37,660 --> 01:17:44,660
Oh, for fuck's sake.

859
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:51,660
Oh, for fuck's sake.

860
01:17:51,660 --> 01:17:56,660
Fuckin' airboat.ie.

861
01:17:56,660 --> 01:18:06,660
Raw deal.

862
01:18:06,660 --> 01:18:13,660
Thank you.

863
01:18:13,660 --> 01:18:30,660
*Bad music*

864
01:18:30,660 --> 01:18:32,660
Here we go, ten in a row, thank you.

865
01:18:36,660 --> 01:18:37,660
What?

866
01:18:38,660 --> 01:18:39,660
What's going on?

867
01:18:39,660 --> 01:18:44,660
*Bad music*

868
01:18:45,660 --> 01:18:47,660
You hammered your mother.

869
01:18:47,660 --> 01:18:49,660
*Bad music*

870
01:18:49,660 --> 01:18:52,660
You're so obsessed with me all the time.

871
01:18:52,660 --> 01:18:56,660
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me!

872
01:19:03,660 --> 01:19:04,660
Wah.

873
01:19:04,660 --> 01:19:06,660
Has anyone else got no sound?

874
01:19:06,660 --> 01:19:07,660
The stream's gone full.

875
01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:15,660
*Bad music*

876
01:19:15,660 --> 01:19:16,660
Fuck!

877
01:19:16,660 --> 01:19:30,660
*Bad music*

878
01:19:30,660 --> 01:19:31,660
*Bad music*

879
01:19:31,660 --> 01:19:32,660
No sound.

880
01:19:32,660 --> 01:19:34,660
*Bad music*

881
01:19:34,660 --> 01:19:35,660
*Bad music*

882
01:19:35,660 --> 01:19:36,660
*Bad music*

883
01:19:36,660 --> 01:19:37,660
*Bad music*

884
01:19:37,660 --> 01:19:38,660
*Bad music*

885
01:19:38,660 --> 01:19:40,660
Some people say they can hear it and other people can't.

886
01:19:40,660 --> 01:19:41,660
I don't know what.

887
01:19:41,660 --> 01:19:43,660
I don't know what's going on.

888
01:19:43,660 --> 01:19:45,660
I don't know what I did rank T.

889
01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:46,660
*Bad music*

890
01:19:46,660 --> 01:19:47,660
*Bad music*

891
01:19:47,660 --> 01:19:48,660
*Bad music*

892
01:19:48,660 --> 01:19:49,660
*Bad music*

893
01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:50,660
*Bad music*

894
01:19:50,660 --> 01:19:51,660
Thank you very much Bruno.

895
01:19:51,660 --> 01:19:52,660
*Bad music*

896
01:19:52,660 --> 01:19:53,660
*Bad music*

897
01:19:53,660 --> 01:19:54,660
*Bad music*

898
01:19:54,660 --> 01:19:55,660
And raw deal and here we go.

899
01:19:55,660 --> 01:19:56,660
*Bad music*

900
01:19:56,660 --> 01:19:57,660
*Bad music*

901
01:19:57,660 --> 01:20:00,220
I wonder who hasn't got sound and why.

902
01:20:05,860 --> 01:20:06,380
Alright.

903
01:20:07,660 --> 01:20:09,740
We can take the airboat down.

904
01:20:10,440 --> 01:20:11,000
Oh, guys.

905
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:15,000
We can take the airboat down there and get in there.

906
01:20:16,380 --> 01:20:18,300
Then we can go through here and to there.

907
01:20:21,020 --> 01:20:21,620
Airboat.

908
01:20:21,620 --> 01:20:23,620
Airboat.

909
01:20:31,620 --> 01:20:34,420
Some of us have got work in the morning, Fergal. Just tell me about it, man.

910
01:20:35,540 --> 01:20:37,300
Connor Williams' dispatches.

911
01:20:44,980 --> 01:20:47,780
Dispatches from space featuring Connor Williams.

912
01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:49,980
Can you not hammer your mother into there, no?

913
01:20:49,980 --> 01:20:50,980
No.

914
01:20:54,860 --> 01:20:55,380
Fuck.

915
01:21:05,980 --> 01:21:08,060
Sorry, I was in that itchy fucking ear.

916
01:21:10,060 --> 01:21:11,620
Extreme Facials compilation.

917
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,580
You didn't go by unnoticed.

918
01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:16,820
Did that make it through into the donations?

919
01:21:17,300 --> 01:21:18,680
Thank you very much for that.

920
01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:21,680
Sorry, I didn't say it.

921
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,120
Let's have a look here now.

922
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:27,500
Let's have a look here now.

923
01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:29,660
Just want to try something here.

924
01:21:31,740 --> 01:21:33,100
Just want to try something here now.

925
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:38,640
Class.

926
01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:46,660
You should stream Dark Souls.

927
01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:48,320
I would be here all fucking night, man.

928
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:48,900
It's too hard.

929
01:21:50,980 --> 01:21:52,820
Now, we have a puzzle to solve.

930
01:21:52,940 --> 01:21:54,020
Because I need to get it.

931
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:56,000
I need to get the airboat into the...

932
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:59,060
Into the mainframe.

933
01:21:59,140 --> 01:22:00,680
The cortex medulla, if you will.

934
01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:02,820
Look at this.

935
01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:21,700
boat McLintock. Do you reckon I can kill that fucker? Yes. See, that's how you do it, man.

936
01:22:22,860 --> 01:22:33,220
Stealth. Operations. Stealth on a shelf. And there he is again. The extreme version. Thank

937
01:22:33,220 --> 01:22:44,920
you very much. The extreme virgin. Whoa. I'd say those compilations are only compiled by extreme

938
01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:53,800
virgins. Oh, fuck. Now.

939
01:23:01,980 --> 01:23:07,820
And I've played it prola. I've played it. It's tough. Believe me. You don't need to believe

940
01:23:07,820 --> 01:23:10,260
me. You know that I'd fail.

941
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:24,300
So we got rid of the two sentries and now we're stuck in a bit of a pickle. I'm not going to lie to you guys. It's a bit of a fucking pickle we're stuck in now. I'd say we have to leave the airboat.ie.

942
01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:29,960
Move on to a... some other bit or piece.

943
01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:49,740
Oh.

944
01:23:49,740 --> 01:24:14,900
I don't know why I physically move back like that in my chair as if that was going to do anything to save me.

945
01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:40,440
There we go. Thank you very much. Faith. Faith.

946
01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:49,440
G. Thank you very much.

947
01:24:49,440 --> 01:24:59,020
Hang on. Did I get the goodies? A couple of goodie boxes up here.

948
01:24:59,020 --> 01:25:10,920
MG5 could be a funny game stream

949
01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:12,200
It's mad and unfinished

950
01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:14,380
Metal Gear Solid 5 is it?

951
01:25:15,380 --> 01:25:15,900
MG5

952
01:25:15,900 --> 01:25:17,220
Metal Gear 5

953
01:25:17,220 --> 01:25:23,700
Smouldering Shamrock

954
01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:24,140
I don't know

955
01:25:24,140 --> 01:25:31,100
James McGrory and Paul McStay

956
01:25:31,100 --> 01:25:33,020
Thank you very much lads

957
01:25:33,020 --> 01:25:34,420
Appreciate it

958
01:25:34,420 --> 01:25:38,860
Now

959
01:25:38,860 --> 01:25:40,300
This is for ye

960
01:25:40,300 --> 01:25:42,200
McGrory and McStay

961
01:25:42,200 --> 01:25:43,060
Good luck

962
01:25:43,060 --> 01:25:44,060
Okay.

963
01:25:44,060 --> 01:25:45,060
Okay.

964
01:25:45,060 --> 01:25:46,060
Okay.

965
01:25:46,060 --> 01:25:47,060
Okay.

966
01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:48,060
Okay.

967
01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:49,060
Okay.

968
01:25:49,060 --> 01:25:50,060
Okay.

969
01:25:50,060 --> 01:25:51,060
Okay.

970
01:25:51,060 --> 01:25:52,060
Okay.

971
01:25:52,060 --> 01:25:53,060
Okay.

972
01:25:53,060 --> 01:25:54,060
Okay.

973
01:25:54,060 --> 01:25:55,060
Okay.

974
01:25:55,060 --> 01:25:56,060
Okay.

975
01:25:56,060 --> 01:25:57,060
Okay.

976
01:25:57,060 --> 01:25:58,060
Okay.

977
01:25:58,060 --> 01:26:27,060
Okay.

978
01:26:27,060 --> 01:26:27,800
Dark slide.

979
01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:40,580
Do I have to go and raid these ships?

980
01:26:46,420 --> 01:26:47,640
Or can you raid them?

981
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:49,640
*Gunshot*

982
01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:50,140
*Gunshot*

983
01:26:50,140 --> 01:26:50,740
*Gunshot*

984
01:27:10,260 --> 01:27:10,760
Sis.

985
01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:11,260
*Gunshot*

986
01:27:21,260 --> 01:27:21,760
Fuck.

987
01:27:21,760 --> 01:27:22,260
*Gunshot*

988
01:27:41,260 --> 01:27:42,260
What the fuck is this?

989
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:45,760
What the fuck?

990
01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:46,260
*Gunshot*

991
01:28:13,260 --> 01:28:15,260
There's people coming over that fucking thing.

992
01:28:15,260 --> 01:28:15,760
*Gunshot*

993
01:28:20,260 --> 01:28:20,760
Whoa.

994
01:28:22,260 --> 01:28:22,760
Fucking hell.

995
01:28:22,760 --> 01:28:52,740
Yeah.

996
01:28:52,740 --> 01:28:54,740
Yes.

997
01:29:04,740 --> 01:29:06,740
Fuck.

998
01:29:06,740 --> 01:29:08,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

999
01:29:08,740 --> 01:29:10,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1000
01:29:10,740 --> 01:29:12,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1001
01:29:12,740 --> 01:29:14,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1002
01:29:14,740 --> 01:29:16,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1003
01:29:16,740 --> 01:29:18,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1004
01:29:18,740 --> 01:29:20,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1005
01:29:20,740 --> 01:29:22,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1006
01:29:22,740 --> 01:29:24,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1007
01:29:24,740 --> 01:29:26,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1008
01:29:26,740 --> 01:29:28,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1009
01:29:28,740 --> 01:29:30,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1010
01:29:30,740 --> 01:29:32,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1011
01:29:32,740 --> 01:29:34,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1012
01:29:34,740 --> 01:29:36,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1013
01:29:36,740 --> 01:29:38,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1014
01:29:38,740 --> 01:29:40,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1015
01:29:40,740 --> 01:29:42,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1016
01:29:42,740 --> 01:29:44,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1017
01:29:44,740 --> 01:29:46,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1018
01:29:46,740 --> 01:29:48,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1019
01:29:48,740 --> 01:29:50,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1020
01:29:50,740 --> 01:29:52,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1021
01:29:52,740 --> 01:29:54,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1022
01:29:54,740 --> 01:29:56,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1023
01:29:56,740 --> 01:29:58,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1024
01:29:58,740 --> 01:30:00,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1025
01:30:00,740 --> 01:30:02,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1026
01:30:02,740 --> 01:30:04,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1027
01:30:04,740 --> 01:30:06,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1028
01:30:06,740 --> 01:30:08,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1029
01:30:08,740 --> 01:30:10,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1030
01:30:10,740 --> 01:30:12,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1031
01:30:12,740 --> 01:30:14,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1032
01:30:14,740 --> 01:30:16,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1033
01:30:16,740 --> 01:30:18,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1034
01:30:18,740 --> 01:30:20,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1035
01:30:20,740 --> 01:30:22,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1036
01:30:22,740 --> 01:30:24,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1037
01:30:24,740 --> 01:30:26,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1038
01:30:26,740 --> 01:30:28,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1039
01:30:28,740 --> 01:30:30,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1040
01:30:30,740 --> 01:30:32,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1041
01:30:32,740 --> 01:30:34,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1042
01:30:34,740 --> 01:30:36,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1043
01:30:36,740 --> 01:30:38,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1044
01:30:38,740 --> 01:30:40,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1045
01:30:40,740 --> 01:30:42,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1046
01:30:42,740 --> 01:30:44,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1047
01:30:44,740 --> 01:30:46,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1048
01:30:46,740 --> 01:30:48,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1049
01:30:48,740 --> 01:30:50,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1050
01:30:50,740 --> 01:30:52,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1051
01:30:52,740 --> 01:30:54,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1052
01:30:54,740 --> 01:30:56,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1053
01:30:56,740 --> 01:30:58,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1054
01:30:58,740 --> 01:31:00,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1055
01:31:00,740 --> 01:31:02,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1056
01:31:02,740 --> 01:31:04,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1057
01:31:04,740 --> 01:31:06,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1058
01:31:06,740 --> 01:31:08,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1059
01:31:08,740 --> 01:31:10,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1060
01:31:10,740 --> 01:31:12,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1061
01:31:12,740 --> 01:31:14,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1062
01:31:14,740 --> 01:31:16,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1063
01:31:16,740 --> 01:31:18,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1064
01:31:18,740 --> 01:31:20,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1065
01:31:20,740 --> 01:31:22,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1066
01:31:22,740 --> 01:31:24,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1067
01:31:24,740 --> 01:31:26,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1068
01:31:26,740 --> 01:31:28,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1069
01:31:28,740 --> 01:31:30,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1070
01:31:30,740 --> 01:31:32,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1071
01:31:32,740 --> 01:31:34,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1072
01:31:34,740 --> 01:31:36,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1073
01:31:36,740 --> 01:31:38,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1074
01:31:38,740 --> 01:31:40,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1075
01:31:40,740 --> 01:31:42,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1076
01:31:42,740 --> 01:31:44,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1077
01:31:44,740 --> 01:31:46,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1078
01:31:46,740 --> 01:31:48,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1079
01:31:48,740 --> 01:31:50,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1080
01:31:50,740 --> 01:31:52,740
I don't know what I was doing there.

1081
01:31:52,740 --> 01:31:59,740
I do save them James, they're just not able- you're not able to view them.

1082
01:32:11,740 --> 01:32:21,740
Khazad, dumb. Khazad. Thank you very much. Let's see a look.

1083
01:32:21,740 --> 01:32:48,740
I thought that was a ramp. I'm thinking maybe it's a case of moving these barrels- all these explodey barrels down to this boy. The explodey- oh. It's not that at all. It's a ladder. Climb the ladder.

1084
01:32:48,740 --> 01:32:59,960
now tonight earlier tonight earlier

1085
01:33:09,100 --> 01:33:18,500
or they'll be used peach they'll be used all that all that material why would

1086
01:33:18,500 --> 01:33:25,400
that go to waste in fact there's stuff that has come out the live streams that

1087
01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:30,560
could actually be developed into like Fontaine came out of the live streams

1088
01:33:30,560 --> 01:33:41,000
Fontaine was just fucking arcing around making sketches for the stream

1089
01:33:48,260 --> 01:33:50,260
*thinks*

1090
01:34:02,520 --> 01:34:09,960
And it's thanks to ye that these things happen, you know, because if you're watching then I will I'll do the fucking streams, you know

1091
01:34:10,980 --> 01:34:13,680
There's and then new things will come out of that

1092
01:34:17,500 --> 01:34:21,120
It's symbiotic is what they call it

1093
01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:30,880
Fuck

1094
01:34:35,220 --> 01:34:41,440
Fuck that was bad that that was fucking bad

1095
01:34:44,660 --> 01:34:47,000
Prancing punny-pony Lynn

1096
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:49,000
Pony in the prancing pony in

1097
01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:56,620
Ask for the barley man better burr tell him Gandalf sent you I will do wherever that is

1098
01:35:06,620 --> 01:35:08,520
Neil Lennon, thanks very much.

1099
01:35:14,020 --> 01:35:15,300
Wow, look at all this stuff.

1100
01:35:15,700 --> 01:35:16,200
Freebies.

1101
01:35:19,820 --> 01:35:20,300
Yes.

1102
01:35:35,180 --> 01:35:36,620
Thank you very much for that.

1103
01:35:37,300 --> 01:35:39,120
The Prancing Pony and Neil Lennon.

1104
01:35:39,900 --> 01:35:40,720
And Kazad.

1105
01:35:40,960 --> 01:35:41,520
Kazad.

1106
01:35:44,120 --> 01:35:44,800
Kazaa.

1107
01:35:46,840 --> 01:35:48,760
Did you ever used to use Kazaa?

1108
01:35:49,840 --> 01:35:51,880
Did you ever used to use WinMX?

1109
01:35:55,480 --> 01:35:56,520
Before Torrance.

1110
01:36:03,740 --> 01:36:09,880
WinMX or Bust.

1111
01:36:10,580 --> 01:36:13,680
There used to be a chat room in WinMX and you could just talk to randoms in it.

1112
01:36:15,740 --> 01:36:18,240
Do you remember chat rooms when that used to be the big thing?

1113
01:36:22,560 --> 01:36:23,000
Right.

1114
01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:23,020
Right.

1115
01:36:24,840 --> 01:36:25,680
LimeWire.

1116
01:36:25,860 --> 01:36:26,580
Kazaa.

1117
01:36:27,500 --> 01:36:27,940
Napster.

1118
01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:29,540
Never used Napster.

1119
01:36:36,180 --> 01:36:36,700
ESL.

1120
01:36:38,220 --> 01:36:41,500
Like, as if it was gonna matter, you know?

1121
01:36:41,560 --> 01:36:42,760
You were never gonna see him anyway.

1122
01:36:43,320 --> 01:36:44,320
Could have been fucking anyone.

1123
01:36:52,440 --> 01:36:53,460
Yeah, Morpheus.

1124
01:36:55,660 --> 01:36:57,540
Do you remember Schmert phones, do you?

1125
01:37:00,220 --> 01:37:01,940
Lars Ulrich is after you.

1126
01:37:10,940 --> 01:37:13,180
Lars would be the brains of the operation.

1127
01:37:13,380 --> 01:37:13,660
No.

1128
01:37:14,380 --> 01:37:15,920
An angry man on drums.

1129
01:37:17,060 --> 01:37:19,120
He was awful angry with Lars.

1130
01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:30,540
That'll lift one of them open anyway.

1131
01:37:31,220 --> 01:37:32,160
Back to the airboat.

1132
01:37:32,160 --> 01:37:33,680
Dot IE.

1133
01:37:34,100 --> 01:37:35,120
Dot IE.

1134
01:37:35,520 --> 01:37:36,520
Dot IE.

1135
01:37:37,040 --> 01:37:38,020
Dot IE.

1136
01:37:38,380 --> 01:37:48,380
Slewed.

1137
01:37:54,380 --> 01:37:55,100
Hang on.

1138
01:37:56,220 --> 01:37:58,300
Oh, I left the airboat in there, didn't I?

1139
01:37:58,300 --> 01:38:09,900
What were they like at Slane?

1140
01:38:10,900 --> 01:38:11,460
Were they good?

1141
01:38:12,100 --> 01:38:14,380
Were they as good as chili peppers

1142
01:38:14,380 --> 01:38:15,880
supporting U2?

1143
01:38:25,720 --> 01:38:27,920
U2.ie

1144
01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:36,320
I heard they were shite.

1145
01:38:54,320 --> 01:38:54,880
Oh, yeah.

1146
01:38:55,220 --> 01:38:56,220
Surprise mofo.

1147
01:38:57,540 --> 01:39:06,260
I didn't go to Longitude.

1148
01:39:08,260 --> 01:39:09,480
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1149
01:39:09,640 --> 01:39:10,300
It's a waste of time.

1150
01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:11,720
Maybe it's a ramp.

1151
01:39:12,020 --> 01:39:12,620
Is it a ramp?

1152
01:39:14,340 --> 01:39:15,480
Rampal Stilskin.

1153
01:39:15,680 --> 01:39:16,420
Danny Rampling.

1154
01:39:18,940 --> 01:39:28,880
Lars Ulrich came after me for downloading Saint Anger on Napster in 1998.

1155
01:39:33,760 --> 01:39:35,080
Oh yeah.

1156
01:39:41,500 --> 01:39:42,700
Lars Ulrich.

1157
01:39:47,660 --> 01:39:48,820
Thanks Sauron.

1158
01:39:48,820 --> 01:39:52,680
Cheeky kids.

1159
01:40:10,620 --> 01:40:14,320
What's better long hair Metallica or short hair Metallica?

1160
01:40:17,540 --> 01:40:23,780
Metallica staying at the Morrison Hotel before their gig at Slane Metallica?

1161
01:40:23,780 --> 01:40:34,000
Or Metallica playing that fucking gig in Russia where there's like a massive Chinook helicopter flying just above everyone's head.

1162
01:40:34,660 --> 01:40:35,900
Health and safety.

1163
01:40:35,900 --> 01:40:35,960
Health and safety.

1164
01:40:36,620 --> 01:40:39,060
Not a concept that didn't exist.

1165
01:40:39,720 --> 01:40:40,900
And to some...

1166
01:40:40,900 --> 01:40:44,280
If you're to watch the dash cam videos about Russia, it still doesn't.

1167
01:40:47,140 --> 01:40:53,380
There's a team of Russian lads going around slapping stickers on fucking windscreens of people who...

1168
01:40:53,380 --> 01:40:57,080
Who are shite at driving.

1169
01:40:58,080 --> 01:40:59,020
Who park in places.

1170
01:40:59,200 --> 01:41:00,040
I don't know what it's called.

1171
01:41:00,140 --> 01:41:01,120
Does anyone know what it's called?

1172
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:07,660
Chinook Metallica.

1173
01:41:07,660 --> 01:41:09,980
Chinook.

1174
01:41:11,240 --> 01:41:12,440
Strawberry pancakes.

1175
01:41:13,240 --> 01:41:13,980
Thank you.

1176
01:41:14,500 --> 01:41:16,080
I don't know if it was a Chinook.

1177
01:41:16,160 --> 01:41:17,220
I think it was a...

1178
01:41:17,220 --> 01:41:23,220
Whatever their equivalent of an Apache or a Hind D.

1179
01:41:23,460 --> 01:41:24,540
Colonel.

1180
01:41:24,540 --> 01:41:24,580
Colonel.

1181
01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:28,740
What's a Russian gunship doing here at the Metallica gig?

1182
01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:31,640
Colonel.

1183
01:41:32,140 --> 01:41:34,020
I'm at the Metallica gig.

1184
01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:36,680
What's a Russian gunship doing here?

1185
01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:39,360
Colonel.

1186
01:41:39,360 --> 01:41:40,900
You've made it here this quickly.

1187
01:41:41,060 --> 01:41:42,420
Lars is angry, Colonel.

1188
01:41:43,300 --> 01:41:45,100
We've downloaded his tunes.

1189
01:41:45,780 --> 01:41:46,680
I'm Dr. Mossman.

1190
01:41:46,760 --> 01:41:47,820
Dr. Judith Mossman.

1191
01:41:48,140 --> 01:41:50,980
I've been hearing about you since long before the Black Mesa incident.

1192
01:41:51,940 --> 01:41:53,280
Oh, Black Mesa.

1193
01:41:54,040 --> 01:41:58,220
I do so envy you working with Eli and Dr. Clyde when they are at the top of their field.

1194
01:41:58,420 --> 01:41:59,420
Black Mesa, is it?

1195
01:41:59,420 --> 01:42:00,300
Ah, there we go.

1196
01:42:00,520 --> 01:42:01,420
You can come through now.

1197
01:42:10,240 --> 01:42:11,320
Stop a douchebag.

1198
01:42:11,860 --> 01:42:15,540
One of the worst videos I saw was when an architect and his wife attacked.

1199
01:42:15,680 --> 01:42:17,060
This is a stop a douchebag crew.

1200
01:42:19,300 --> 01:42:21,100
I'll take you down to Eli right away.

1201
01:42:21,600 --> 01:42:23,140
He would never forgive me if I kept you with me.

1202
01:42:23,160 --> 01:42:24,160
How are you getting on EOL?

1203
01:42:24,920 --> 01:42:25,900
This is a nice place.

1204
01:42:26,100 --> 01:42:28,460
I feel safer here than I did outside anyway.

1205
01:42:28,540 --> 01:42:30,580
There's a lad chucking bombs out of a helicopter.

1206
01:42:31,080 --> 01:42:31,420
At me.

1207
01:42:32,140 --> 01:42:34,700
We could certainly use the extra help around here.

1208
01:42:34,800 --> 01:42:35,480
Is that right?

1209
01:42:35,560 --> 01:42:37,400
We've covered a lot of ground in the last few months.

1210
01:42:37,480 --> 01:42:38,040
Where have you been?

1211
01:42:38,180 --> 01:42:38,900
We've been so much faster.

1212
01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:40,320
We had more people with your train.

1213
01:42:40,400 --> 01:42:41,200
Where are you based?

1214
01:42:41,520 --> 01:42:44,440
We're closing in on a reliable local teleport technology.

1215
01:42:44,700 --> 01:42:44,920
Yeah.

1216
01:42:45,580 --> 01:42:47,420
Something the combine still hasn't mastered.

1217
01:42:47,800 --> 01:42:48,000
No.

1218
01:42:48,240 --> 01:42:50,240
Eli thinks their portals are string based.

1219
01:42:50,840 --> 01:42:51,760
String based, is it?

1220
01:42:51,760 --> 01:42:55,280
But they failed to factor in the dark energy equations.

1221
01:42:55,840 --> 01:42:58,160
They can tunnel through from their universe, but once they're here,

1222
01:42:58,660 --> 01:43:00,080
they're defending the local transportation.

1223
01:43:00,240 --> 01:43:02,260
If they knew what we were doing with entanglement.

1224
01:43:02,640 --> 01:43:03,620
Maybe, yeah.

1225
01:43:04,300 --> 01:43:05,140
Maybe, yeah.

1226
01:43:08,720 --> 01:43:09,720
Listen to me.

1227
01:43:09,720 --> 01:43:09,720
Listen to me.

1228
01:43:09,720 --> 01:43:11,080
I sound like a post-doc.

1229
01:43:11,080 --> 01:43:15,480
I'm just so excited to think that we'll finally have the chance to work together.

1230
01:43:15,560 --> 01:43:16,140
Great stuff.

1231
01:43:18,180 --> 01:43:18,900
Great stuff.

1232
01:43:19,740 --> 01:43:20,000
Well.

1233
01:43:20,100 --> 01:43:20,640
Oh, yes.

1234
01:43:21,300 --> 01:43:25,200
Dr. Kleiner compresses the Zen relay far beyond anything he imagined of Black Maze.

1235
01:43:25,200 --> 01:43:52,000
Thanks, Hein D. Hey, they've got lads in the fucking chef hats doing the cooking upstairs. Is this black Mesa, is it? How are you, Eli? How are you doing?

1236
01:43:52,000 --> 01:44:21,980
My god, you haven't changed one iota. How do you do it? Not too bad. Now let's see, the last time I saw you, I sent you up for help after the resonance cascade. Resident Evil, yeah, we did the stream. No. Welcome to the lab anyway. Thank you very much, it's great to see you. It's not black Mesa, but it's served us well enough. Very good. It's going to be a lot more like Black Mesa with Gordon here to help. That's right. You are. MIT graduates are few and far between these days. We'll get you out of that hazard suit and back into your lab.

1237
01:44:21,980 --> 01:44:38,320
Thank you. Appreciate that. How are you? Thank you very much. It's great to be back inside indoors, you know? You get awful fucking spooked outside when there's a helicopter throwing bombs at me there for the past two hours.

1238
01:44:39,980 --> 01:45:00,400
Shall I come in here with you? Now, CCTV, is it? Is this the room where you do the CCTV in, is it? Would I be right in saying you've got a camera in every room, in every cell, in every floor?

1239
01:45:01,980 --> 01:45:06,440
Eli would want to talk about old times. No problem. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

1240
01:45:12,940 --> 01:45:18,880
Eli, how are you? She was up for your job at Black Mesa. She was up for the job, I'd say.

1241
01:45:20,880 --> 01:45:29,100
Ravensbrook. I've heard a lot about Ravensholm. Would you know anything about that? The guys in the chat were talking about Ravensholm.

1242
01:45:29,980 --> 01:45:34,680
I can't believe you made it so quickly on foot. Well, it was... I had an airboat.

1243
01:45:34,860 --> 01:45:38,900
Well, he earned it. I guess you proved you can handle yourself out there.

1244
01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:44,360
I had an airboat. Nothing Gordon can't handle. With the possible exception of you.

1245
01:45:44,680 --> 01:45:45,740
Dad, please.

1246
01:45:48,380 --> 01:45:50,820
Oh. Naughty.

1247
01:45:52,200 --> 01:45:54,820
How are you getting on there yourself, Elvis? How are you?

1248
01:45:59,240 --> 01:46:00,020
That's great stuff.

1249
01:46:00,020 --> 01:46:01,060
Take a look at this, Gordon.

1250
01:46:01,320 --> 01:46:02,420
Feel the dream.

1251
01:46:03,160 --> 01:46:04,360
Wander, thank you very much.

1252
01:46:04,620 --> 01:46:05,100
Arizona.

1253
01:46:07,860 --> 01:46:09,020
A fish called Wander.

1254
01:46:09,080 --> 01:46:12,760
We've almost got that portal working again.

1255
01:46:13,420 --> 01:46:17,520
Well, I wouldn't blame you if you didn't volunteer for the next trial run.

1256
01:46:19,500 --> 01:46:20,180
Trial, is it?

1257
01:46:20,940 --> 01:46:22,360
Have I trials for Inter Milan?

1258
01:46:23,300 --> 01:46:24,500
Feel the dream.

1259
01:46:24,800 --> 01:46:26,240
Lars, thank you very much, Lars.

1260
01:46:26,860 --> 01:46:27,340
Arizona.

1261
01:46:30,220 --> 01:46:31,640
It's getting late now, lads.

1262
01:46:31,980 --> 01:46:32,900
I'll finish it too.

1263
01:46:33,300 --> 01:46:41,160
Alex.

1264
01:46:41,700 --> 01:46:42,980
I thought you were on watch.

1265
01:46:43,380 --> 01:46:45,380
The Vortigons relieved me, so I could come see Gordon.

1266
01:46:45,780 --> 01:46:47,920
Anyway, I should be in here, working on the portal.

1267
01:46:48,300 --> 01:46:49,800
I have the repairs well in hand.

1268
01:46:50,380 --> 01:46:52,800
Someone misjudged the capacity of the Combine Pyristor.

1269
01:46:54,280 --> 01:46:55,700
Are you blaming me?

1270
01:46:55,820 --> 01:46:56,320
How are you doing?

1271
01:46:56,460 --> 01:46:57,920
No. Not at all.

1272
01:46:58,020 --> 01:47:00,000
It was a calculation error, not a mechanical problem.

1273
01:47:00,380 --> 01:47:04,980
Then maybe you should let me do the calculations next time, as well as installing it.

1274
01:47:05,100 --> 01:47:06,020
Alex, really?

1275
01:47:06,920 --> 01:47:08,300
Sometimes I think you deliberately...

1276
01:47:08,300 --> 01:47:09,500
Alex Honnold, is it?

1277
01:47:10,580 --> 01:47:15,700
Alex, why don't you take Gordon along and give him some practice with the gravity gun?

1278
01:47:16,080 --> 01:47:17,460
Sure. Come on, Gordon.

1279
01:47:17,460 --> 01:47:18,320
Let's do this.

1280
01:47:18,340 --> 01:47:19,220
Let's go have some fun.

1281
01:47:19,580 --> 01:47:22,760
The zero-point energy field manipulator is not a toy, Alex.

1282
01:47:22,860 --> 01:47:23,560
Let's do this.

1283
01:47:23,760 --> 01:47:24,500
Let's get out of here.

1284
01:47:25,680 --> 01:47:27,280
I don't know a quad tube.

1285
01:47:27,440 --> 01:47:29,400
I don't know much about computers.

1286
01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:33,240
All I know is that it runs this game.

1287
01:47:34,420 --> 01:47:36,720
And it ran Resident Evil 2.

1288
01:47:37,840 --> 01:47:38,320
Remake.

1289
01:47:41,120 --> 01:47:42,680
Bill Cosby.ie.

1290
01:47:47,120 --> 01:47:51,240
I think it has...

1291
01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:54,760
I think it has good specs.

1292
01:47:56,580 --> 01:47:58,240
But I'm not really into computers.

1293
01:47:58,240 --> 01:48:00,000
That's the old passage to Ravenholm.

1294
01:48:01,300 --> 01:48:02,500
We don't go there anymore.

1295
01:48:06,460 --> 01:48:09,620
Yeah, it's hard to believe it's a 15-year-old game.

1296
01:48:10,460 --> 01:48:12,180
Or 14-year-old game.

1297
01:48:12,240 --> 01:48:12,640
I don't know.

1298
01:48:14,220 --> 01:48:14,740
2004.

1299
01:48:16,480 --> 01:48:17,680
2000 and...

1300
01:48:17,680 --> 01:48:18,540
What year is it now?

1301
01:48:18,600 --> 01:48:19,160
2019.

1302
01:48:19,160 --> 01:48:19,360
2019.

1303
01:48:25,280 --> 01:48:26,620
That'd be 15, all right.

1304
01:48:26,980 --> 01:48:28,480
That'd be 15, all right.

1305
01:48:38,860 --> 01:48:39,280
Calteron.

1306
01:48:39,360 --> 01:48:40,000
Thank you very much.

1307
01:48:40,280 --> 01:48:41,980
I met Eli on the bog on Saturday.

1308
01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:43,560
He has the turf well in by now.

1309
01:48:43,800 --> 01:48:44,460
The cute her.

1310
01:48:49,320 --> 01:48:51,360
Well, I do agree, though.

1311
01:48:51,480 --> 01:48:53,300
The graphics in modern games.

1312
01:48:53,480 --> 01:48:54,840
The lighting is too realistic.

1313
01:48:55,080 --> 01:48:56,860
It fucks things up.

1314
01:48:56,920 --> 01:48:57,540
You don't really see.

1315
01:48:57,600 --> 01:48:58,820
The clarity is all gone.

1316
01:49:01,320 --> 01:49:05,320
So even playing Resident Evil 2, it was too...

1317
01:49:06,440 --> 01:49:06,900
I don't know.

1318
01:49:06,940 --> 01:49:08,580
I don't like all the fucking...

1319
01:49:08,580 --> 01:49:11,320
Hyper fancy, realistic fucking...

1320
01:49:12,040 --> 01:49:12,780
Graphics.

1321
01:49:13,280 --> 01:49:14,920
I like all this sort of stuff.

1322
01:49:22,500 --> 01:49:24,060
I call it whatever I want.

1323
01:49:26,620 --> 01:49:27,640
Is that right?

1324
01:49:28,720 --> 01:49:29,400
You're fucked.

1325
01:49:29,400 --> 01:49:30,040
Oh, yeah.

1326
01:49:30,040 --> 01:49:30,460
Give it a try.

1327
01:49:32,740 --> 01:49:34,440
The primary trigger emits a charge.

1328
01:49:35,200 --> 01:49:36,860
You can punch stuff and send it flying.

1329
01:49:38,020 --> 01:49:40,020
I found it handy for clearing the minefields.

1330
01:49:48,800 --> 01:49:50,700
The secondary trigger lets you grab things.

1331
01:49:51,260 --> 01:49:52,480
You can throw them with the primary.

1332
01:49:53,880 --> 01:49:57,740
Once you pick something up, you can drop it gently by pressing your secondary trigger again.

1333
01:49:58,460 --> 01:49:59,320
Pick up some stuff and talk.

1334
01:49:59,320 --> 01:50:00,980
She's peddling lies.

1335
01:50:01,500 --> 01:50:03,200
You are a liar.

1336
01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:04,660
Fishy Mart, how are you?

1337
01:50:13,300 --> 01:50:13,900
Gah-ho.

1338
01:50:14,860 --> 01:50:15,900
Try the new pilsner.

1339
01:50:16,460 --> 01:50:16,940
What do you mean?

1340
01:50:17,000 --> 01:50:18,100
Is that a pilsner?

1341
01:50:23,100 --> 01:50:25,280
Oh, is this the fucking thing that you have in Portal?

1342
01:50:27,040 --> 01:50:27,320
Huh?

1343
01:50:28,200 --> 01:50:28,840
It's not.

1344
01:50:31,060 --> 01:50:31,340
Oh.

1345
01:50:34,600 --> 01:50:38,020
Try what?

1346
01:50:38,460 --> 01:50:39,240
Holding them, is it?

1347
01:50:42,040 --> 01:50:42,960
Oh, yeah.

1348
01:50:43,320 --> 01:50:44,100
This will do the trick.

1349
01:51:01,060 --> 01:51:01,460
Shetak.

1350
01:51:01,620 --> 01:51:01,620
Shetak.

1351
01:51:01,620 --> 01:51:01,620
Shetak.

1352
01:51:01,620 --> 01:51:01,620
Shetak.

1353
01:51:03,320 --> 01:51:04,320
Father shetak.

1354
01:51:06,900 --> 01:51:08,540
Try stacking some things.

1355
01:51:09,280 --> 01:51:13,820
Grab something with your secondary trigger, then press the same trigger again to drop it gently.

1356
01:51:14,060 --> 01:51:15,460
Airsucker.ie.

1357
01:51:15,780 --> 01:51:16,800
Thanks very much, Gah-ho.

1358
01:51:16,940 --> 01:51:19,060
Try the new pilsner man, question mark, you see.

1359
01:51:19,140 --> 01:51:20,060
Is Gah-ho a pilsner?

1360
01:51:20,760 --> 01:51:24,480
I have a fucking tin of Sapporo that I bought from Lidl.

1361
01:51:24,900 --> 01:51:26,400
You should see the fucking cut of it.

1362
01:51:28,400 --> 01:51:32,760
You can place objects by moving them into position and hitting the secondary trigger again.

1363
01:51:44,760 --> 01:51:45,600
Size of that, man.

1364
01:51:45,800 --> 01:51:46,420
That's a can.

1365
01:51:46,420 --> 01:51:50,960
Come on, Gordon.

1366
01:51:52,100 --> 01:51:53,180
660 mil can.

1367
01:51:56,860 --> 01:52:03,520
I was fucking saying there, I will get off it too, but I like this gravity gun and I just remembered about the fucking Sapporo.

1368
01:52:06,520 --> 01:52:08,120
Try stacking some things.

1369
01:52:08,400 --> 01:52:09,520
Size of the fucking gun, man.

1370
01:52:09,520 --> 01:52:13,380
Grab something with your secondary trigger, then press the same trigger again to drop it gently.

1371
01:52:13,380 --> 01:52:31,280
You can place objects by moving them into position and hitting the secondary trigger again.

1372
01:52:32,280 --> 01:52:40,100
Do you know in the World Cup 2002, Korea, Japan, there was a stadium called the Sapporo Dome.

1373
01:52:40,980 --> 01:52:44,080
Now, would that be Sapporo named after...

1374
01:52:44,080 --> 01:52:46,040
Was the town called Sapporo?

1375
01:52:46,500 --> 01:52:48,500
Or is it a stadium named after a beer?

1376
01:52:48,500 --> 01:53:14,360
Beware of the dog.

1377
01:53:14,360 --> 01:53:14,780
No.

1378
01:53:14,780 --> 01:53:16,780
No.

1379
01:53:16,780 --> 01:53:16,780
No.

1380
01:53:16,780 --> 01:53:17,500
Let me call dog.

1381
01:53:17,500 --> 01:53:18,820
He loves to play fetch.

1382
01:53:20,120 --> 01:53:20,600
Dog!

1383
01:53:21,320 --> 01:53:21,640
Come!

1384
01:53:24,320 --> 01:53:24,640
Come on.

1385
01:53:24,900 --> 01:53:25,400
Mote man.

1386
01:53:27,620 --> 01:53:30,120
The can is fucking rock hard.

1387
01:53:30,800 --> 01:53:34,840
Show when you want to do a quint from Jaws and crush the fucking thing.

1388
01:53:35,460 --> 01:53:36,720
You can't crush it.

1389
01:53:37,880 --> 01:53:38,820
You probably could.

1390
01:53:38,880 --> 01:53:40,000
You'd need the grip of a gorilla.

1391
01:53:40,000 --> 01:53:48,740
Is this that important?

1392
01:53:59,260 --> 01:54:00,620
I'm playing fetch with him, am I?

1393
01:54:02,500 --> 01:54:02,780
Oh.

1394
01:54:03,800 --> 01:54:04,980
He's gonna throw this at me.

1395
01:54:06,180 --> 01:54:06,840
Oh, yeah.

1396
01:54:06,840 --> 01:54:07,520
Good catch.

1397
01:54:10,520 --> 01:54:11,680
I can throw it back.

1398
01:54:22,680 --> 01:54:23,840
This is good fun now.

1399
01:54:30,780 --> 01:54:31,680
Throw one up there.

1400
01:54:31,680 --> 01:54:34,180
Go get your ball.

1401
01:54:34,180 --> 01:54:41,180
*laughs*

1402
01:54:59,180 --> 01:55:01,180
Is he gonna go get that?

1403
01:55:01,180 --> 01:55:16,180
*laughs*

1404
01:55:16,180 --> 01:55:18,180
*laughs*

1405
01:55:18,180 --> 01:55:23,180
*laughs*

1406
01:55:23,180 --> 01:55:28,180
*laughs*

1407
01:55:28,180 --> 01:55:48,180
*laughs*

1408
01:55:48,180 --> 01:55:50,180
*laughs*

1409
01:55:50,180 --> 01:55:54,180
Threw it at his head. How are you, dog?

1410
01:55:54,180 --> 01:55:56,180
What's next on the agenda? I'm bored.

1411
01:55:56,180 --> 01:56:14,180
*laughs*

1412
01:56:14,180 --> 01:56:16,180
*laughs*

1413
01:56:16,180 --> 01:56:17,180
Thanks, Buzz.

1414
01:56:17,180 --> 01:56:20,180
Fucking hell, this.

1415
01:56:20,180 --> 01:56:22,180
*laughs*

1416
01:56:22,180 --> 01:56:24,180
What is it

1417
01:56:40,440 --> 01:56:45,080
I finished Resident Evil Jed's the last day you weren't there. Where were you?

1418
01:56:45,080 --> 01:56:59,980
Okay. Airlocked. Sapporo.

1419
01:56:59,980 --> 01:57:11,980
What's going on in there? Where are you Alex? We're in the scrapyard airlock stuck in a full auto cycle. Is Gordon still with you? He's right here. Good. I want you to... Dad?

1420
01:57:11,980 --> 01:57:21,980
Hmm. Take Gordon out of here. Head for the coop. Do not go to the lake. You fell asleep Jez. Dad? Dad? You mean to tell me that my speed run...

1421
01:57:21,980 --> 01:57:28,980
There was a world land speed record at Resident Evil. Had you fucking sleeping.

1422
01:57:47,980 --> 01:57:48,980
Uh oh.

1423
01:57:48,980 --> 01:57:50,980
*Mario's voice*

1424
01:57:51,980 --> 01:57:53,980
Gordon, you need to get out of here. Yeah?

1425
01:57:53,980 --> 01:58:00,980
I can't leave my father. Dog, take Gordon to the Ravenholm tunnel, then circle around and try to meet up with me.

1426
01:58:00,980 --> 01:58:01,980
Connor clear.

1427
01:58:05,980 --> 01:58:07,980
Glad you're here.

1428
01:58:09,980 --> 01:58:17,540
JSP was smoked out of it man on the herb the Herbinstein JSP had to conduct his own

1429
01:58:17,540 --> 01:58:24,620
mad experiments in his fucking his little lab with dr. Herbinstein Mary Shelley Mary

1430
01:58:24,620 --> 01:58:36,020
Shelley's Herbinstein and he missed the fucking Resident Evil stream man I'm going

1431
01:58:36,020 --> 01:58:48,800
to Ravenshold fuck ye what's all the crackwood area 51 why is everyone going on about area 51 did

1432
01:58:48,800 --> 01:58:53,720
something happen to Alex Jones go down there or something I hear about these things that pass

1433
01:58:53,720 --> 01:59:02,780
and I don't bother fucking looking into them going on here oh yeah nice that is nice this is a great

1434
01:59:02,780 --> 01:59:10,040
gun dude desire desire you have full infinite power on this thing or do I have to charge it up

1435
01:59:10,040 --> 01:59:29,900
nice distraction from Epstein this poor bastard didn't fucking make the grade we pick him up we can't even

1436
01:59:29,900 --> 01:59:41,240
pick him up should we give him a bit of cruel here you go here's the Raven man poor bastard look at the pain he was in

1437
01:59:41,240 --> 02:00:00,380
how do I get that fucking chank off of there shoot shoot padlock to unleash the chank

1438
02:00:00,380 --> 02:00:07,880
Jez P is coming for you man

1439
02:00:07,880 --> 02:00:10,980
He's gonna rub herbs into your eyeballs

1440
02:00:10,980 --> 02:00:14,180
It's the new way of ingesting the fucking THC

1441
02:00:14,180 --> 02:00:17,160
It's gonna get your eyes high

1442
02:00:17,160 --> 02:00:19,320
Only your eyes get high

1443
02:00:19,320 --> 02:00:21,560
The rest of your body stays fucking sober

1444
02:00:21,560 --> 02:00:23,280
Did you ever try it?

1445
02:00:26,160 --> 02:00:27,880
We don't go to Ravenholm

1446
02:00:27,880 --> 02:00:28,420
What the fuck?

1447
02:00:28,820 --> 02:00:29,860
Is this Ravenholm now?

1448
02:00:29,860 --> 02:00:32,480
Am I Raven now?

1449
02:00:33,260 --> 02:00:37,740
Do you transform into one of Gandhi's sandals when you're out here?

1450
02:00:46,220 --> 02:00:47,500
Jamming it up the hoop

1451
02:00:47,500 --> 02:00:49,700
We're jamming

1452
02:00:49,700 --> 02:00:51,800
Jez P likes that shit man

1453
02:00:51,800 --> 02:00:56,020
Smiley smiley smiley fire eyeballs 100

1454
02:00:56,020 --> 02:00:58,900
Jez man

1455
02:00:58,900 --> 02:01:01,460
I hope you're having a good time

1456
02:01:01,460 --> 02:01:02,020
A good night

1457
02:01:02,020 --> 02:01:05,740
You old snake in the box

1458
02:01:05,740 --> 02:01:08,660
Jez

1459
02:01:08,660 --> 02:01:11,560
Jez is having the best crack out of all of us

1460
02:01:11,560 --> 02:01:14,360
What the fuck?

1461
02:01:16,120 --> 02:01:17,120
What the fuck?

1462
02:01:19,780 --> 02:01:21,160
Ah come on now that's a bit

1463
02:01:21,160 --> 02:01:22,820
That's a bit fucking

1464
02:01:22,820 --> 02:01:25,540
It's a bit much isn't it?

1465
02:01:25,540 --> 02:01:26,440
Oh

1466
02:01:26,440 --> 02:01:34,920
What the fuck?

1467
02:01:35,120 --> 02:01:35,980
I can hear some pitter

1468
02:01:35,980 --> 02:01:37,340
There's a raven

1469
02:01:37,340 --> 02:01:41,960
Feel bad now for the raven

1470
02:01:41,960 --> 02:01:45,440
Feel fucking bad now for the raven

1471
02:01:45,440 --> 02:01:48,580
There's another fucking Jack Dawson in there

1472
02:01:48,580 --> 02:01:52,340
Oops

1473
02:01:52,340 --> 02:01:52,420
Oops

1474
02:01:52,420 --> 02:01:57,420
Was that someone in there?

1475
02:01:57,420 --> 02:02:00,160
Was that Jez P in there mixing up the medicine?

1476
02:02:05,420 --> 02:02:09,580
I can see a barrel or two there's a couple of cracker barrels down there

1477
02:02:15,180 --> 02:02:19,580
BB Stadum you're a gun

1478
02:02:19,580 --> 02:02:21,260
Serp comp your gun?

1479
02:02:21,260 --> 02:02:23,260
Serp comp your gun?

1480
02:02:23,260 --> 02:02:27,420
BB Stam serp a gun?

1481
02:02:27,420 --> 02:02:31,420
Puzzles these are all the puzzles?

1482
02:02:31,420 --> 02:02:58,380
That kind of thing see that face there that terrifies me more than most like the the fellas that are coming out to get you with the fucking crabs on their head that face kind of makes that's that's the scariest thing for me

1483
02:02:58,380 --> 02:03:19,580
Is that Jez P in there look?

1484
02:03:20,940 --> 02:03:21,580
Look at this guy

1485
02:03:21,580 --> 02:03:29,820
Do you reckon we'll throw the grenade in there?

1486
02:03:29,820 --> 02:03:33,020
Is there a trip wire here or something?

1487
02:03:33,020 --> 02:03:36,220
Cause I didn't touch anything the last time I just blew up

1488
02:03:36,220 --> 02:03:41,740
I'll just fucking do this

1489
02:03:41,740 --> 02:03:43,740
*BOOM*

1490
02:03:59,980 --> 02:04:06,300
*Gasp* Oh fuck man. Jez P man. He took too much.

1491
02:04:08,300 --> 02:04:18,060
Live fast, you die hard. You got chained out of it man. He got saw bladed. Fucking saw part two. Hostel part two. Sweet dreams.

1492
02:04:36,060 --> 02:04:38,060
Oh

1493
02:05:04,740 --> 02:05:11,300
Those kind of all fire blaster canisters fire blasters

1494
02:05:19,800 --> 02:05:21,800
Fucking hell

1495
02:05:33,420 --> 02:05:35,420
Oh

1496
02:06:02,100 --> 02:06:03,780
Fire lighters

1497
02:06:03,780 --> 02:06:07,780
You won't need any fire lighters with that ladder out anyway

1498
02:06:07,780 --> 02:06:09,280
Oh

1499
02:06:09,280 --> 02:06:15,860
Let's get a few blades

1500
02:06:15,860 --> 02:06:18,000
Let's get a few blades on the go for this cunt

1501
02:06:18,000 --> 02:06:18,940
Or maybe

1502
02:06:18,940 --> 02:06:20,020
Maybe one of these

1503
02:06:20,020 --> 02:06:20,880
Maybe one of these

1504
02:06:20,880 --> 02:06:23,060
Good luck

1505
02:06:23,060 --> 02:06:33,160
Things are really beginning to heat up in here guys

1506
02:06:33,160 --> 02:06:34,900
Nice to see

1507
02:06:34,900 --> 02:06:37,060
You're looking hot

1508
02:06:37,060 --> 02:06:42,840
We should have brought the marshmallows into town

1509
02:06:42,840 --> 02:06:45,340
We don't get many ye guys to the pound anyway

1510
02:06:45,340 --> 02:06:47,280
How are things

1511
02:06:47,280 --> 02:06:49,000
We're cooking now anyways

1512
02:06:49,000 --> 02:06:51,260
The weather is great

1513
02:06:51,260 --> 02:06:52,300
We can have a barbecue

1514
02:06:52,300 --> 02:06:54,140
You didn't invite me

1515
02:06:54,140 --> 02:07:03,080
Good luck

1516
02:07:03,080 --> 02:07:03,960
Oh no.

1517
02:07:18,960 --> 02:07:21,240
Was JBP really saying that, Coram?

1518
02:07:25,520 --> 02:07:27,200
Life shortcuts.

1519
02:07:27,720 --> 02:07:28,940
Jimmy Jesus, how are you?

1520
02:07:29,020 --> 02:07:29,460
Pro tip.

1521
02:07:29,560 --> 02:07:31,560
Gravity gun is class in Ravenholm.

1522
02:07:32,160 --> 02:07:33,120
Slice the zombies.

1523
02:07:33,940 --> 02:07:35,560
Also, use crouch more.

1524
02:07:37,340 --> 02:07:38,680
Thanks very much, Jimmy Jesus.

1525
02:07:39,840 --> 02:07:41,760
Primetime Seagate compilation.

1526
02:07:49,460 --> 02:07:51,080
If I crouch, what will that do?

1527
02:07:51,320 --> 02:07:53,080
Well, that's not going to help me, is it?

1528
02:07:56,460 --> 02:07:57,620
Thank you very much, Jesus.

1529
02:08:01,240 --> 02:08:11,060
The spinning blade of Arimathea.

1530
02:08:12,700 --> 02:08:14,880
For it was said, that it become like the...

1531
02:08:14,880 --> 02:08:15,440
What the fuck is this?

1532
02:08:17,440 --> 02:08:17,640
Who?

1533
02:08:17,640 --> 02:08:22,340
I hear voices.

1534
02:08:22,340 --> 02:08:36,620
Maybe crouch under this, will it?

1535
02:08:37,660 --> 02:08:38,660
F6, it's...

1536
02:08:38,660 --> 02:08:40,280
F6 isn't going underneath.

1537
02:08:42,800 --> 02:08:43,260
Oh.

1538
02:08:43,980 --> 02:08:44,300
Haha.

1539
02:08:44,700 --> 02:08:45,420
Slice time.

1540
02:08:45,420 --> 02:08:47,420
Oh.

1541
02:08:47,420 --> 02:08:49,420
Oh.

1542
02:08:49,420 --> 02:08:51,420
Oh!

1543
02:09:07,100 --> 02:09:08,600
Oh, it's this.

1544
02:09:08,600 --> 02:09:28,600
Rest in peace.

1545
02:09:28,600 --> 02:09:32,600
Fuck. Oh, fuck.

1546
02:09:32,600 --> 02:09:42,600
I might bring these guys out here for a bit of a... a sesh.

1547
02:09:44,600 --> 02:09:49,600
Come on, lads. I have a can of Sapporo over here for you, boys.

1548
02:09:49,600 --> 02:09:52,600
It's just begging for you.

1549
02:09:52,600 --> 02:09:54,600
Come on.

1550
02:09:58,600 --> 02:10:01,600
Mmm. Japan.

1551
02:10:01,600 --> 02:10:07,600
The Japanese are after you.

1552
02:10:07,600 --> 02:10:13,600
I think I can hear a fuckin' baby.

1553
02:10:13,600 --> 02:10:15,600
Hmm.

1554
02:10:15,600 --> 02:10:17,600
Hmm.

1555
02:10:17,600 --> 02:10:19,600
Hmm.

1556
02:10:19,600 --> 02:10:21,600
Hmm.

1557
02:10:21,600 --> 02:10:23,600
Fuckin' hell.

1558
02:10:23,600 --> 02:10:25,600
Fuck that one up.

1559
02:10:25,600 --> 02:10:27,600
Fuck that one up.

1560
02:10:31,600 --> 02:10:32,880
I can hear a fucking baby.

1561
02:10:41,880 --> 02:10:42,680
Fucking hell.

1562
02:10:43,480 --> 02:10:44,280
Fuck that one up.

1563
02:10:44,280 --> 02:11:14,260
Fuck that one up.

1564
02:11:14,260 --> 02:11:15,620
It's fucking scary, isn't it?

1565
02:11:16,460 --> 02:11:17,560
So is this Ravenholm?

1566
02:11:17,700 --> 02:11:17,900
Is it?

1567
02:11:18,260 --> 02:11:18,620
Where?

1568
02:11:19,380 --> 02:11:21,840
I don't know what's going on.

1569
02:11:21,900 --> 02:11:22,700
I don't know where we are.

1570
02:11:23,400 --> 02:11:23,980
It's scary.

1571
02:11:24,520 --> 02:11:26,500
It's a fucking scary situation though.

1572
02:11:27,480 --> 02:11:29,580
This is scarier than Resident Evil 2 Remake.

1573
02:11:29,580 --> 02:11:30,580
Okay.

1574
02:11:49,140 --> 02:11:50,340
Poltergeist.

1575
02:11:51,040 --> 02:11:52,100
Fucking hell, man.

1576
02:11:52,100 --> 02:12:13,960
Look at that cunt up there.

1577
02:12:13,960 --> 02:12:25,880
I can't promise.

1578
02:12:25,880 --> 02:12:49,080
Those are sad arses.

1579
02:12:49,080 --> 02:12:50,400
Those guys, sad cases.

1580
02:12:50,400 --> 02:12:52,840
It's a shame that they are the way they are.

1581
02:12:53,260 --> 02:12:54,000
But I mean.

1582
02:12:54,000 --> 02:12:56,960
They're tortured.

1583
02:12:57,060 --> 02:12:58,620
They've lived a tortured life.

1584
02:12:58,820 --> 02:12:59,960
And it's not going to get any better.

1585
02:13:00,100 --> 02:13:03,000
But I see what I'm doing as a kind of a mercy.

1586
02:13:03,820 --> 02:13:04,860
A mission of mercy.

1587
02:13:08,940 --> 02:13:10,140
Fucking kill the cunts.

1588
02:13:11,260 --> 02:13:14,860
Gonna send them into the fucking next round, man.

1589
02:13:19,560 --> 02:13:21,640
Gonna get fucking Mickey Magnum out.

1590
02:13:21,640 --> 02:13:25,880
See you later.

1591
02:13:25,880 --> 02:13:25,940
See you later.

1592
02:13:35,120 --> 02:13:36,980
Aye, I should have turned the flame on, alright.

1593
02:13:39,040 --> 02:13:41,500
A bit late now, but if you turn it back on, can you?

1594
02:13:45,280 --> 02:13:46,740
You'd have to light it then, would you?

1595
02:13:48,060 --> 02:13:48,420
Oh.

1596
02:13:49,040 --> 02:13:50,460
Oh, I see, I see, I see.

1597
02:13:53,600 --> 02:13:54,720
Yeah, that would have been good.

1598
02:13:55,160 --> 02:13:55,940
That would have been good.

1599
02:13:57,600 --> 02:13:58,540
That would have been good.

1600
02:13:58,740 --> 02:13:59,460
Look at this guy.

1601
02:14:02,020 --> 02:14:02,720
Electric eel.

1602
02:14:07,660 --> 02:14:08,460
Electric eel.

1603
02:14:09,460 --> 02:14:11,460
Electric Steve is playing.

1604
02:14:27,540 --> 02:14:29,540
Power. Power.

1605
02:14:29,540 --> 02:14:31,540
Power.

1606
02:14:31,540 --> 02:14:33,540
Power.

1607
02:14:33,540 --> 02:14:35,540
*Sigh*

1608
02:14:58,840 --> 02:14:59,840
What's this?

1609
02:14:59,840 --> 02:15:01,840
*Sigh*

1610
02:15:01,840 --> 02:15:03,840
*Sigh*

1611
02:15:03,840 --> 02:15:32,840
*sad music*

1612
02:15:32,840 --> 02:16:01,840
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. That got amazing. Ah, he's screaming. He's had a hard time, that guy. This guy's had a hard life as well, the poor old fucking sausage. Gone.

1613
02:16:01,840 --> 02:16:05,840
I didn't want it to be like that.

1614
02:16:05,840 --> 02:16:19,840
*sad music*

1615
02:16:19,840 --> 02:16:37,840
*sad music*

1616
02:16:37,840 --> 02:16:41,840
*sad music*

1617
02:16:41,840 --> 02:16:53,840
*sad music*

1618
02:16:53,840 --> 02:16:55,840
*sad music*

1619
02:16:55,840 --> 02:16:57,840
*sad music*

1620
02:16:57,840 --> 02:17:01,840
*sad music*

1621
02:17:01,840 --> 02:17:03,840
*sad music*

1622
02:17:03,840 --> 02:17:05,840
*sad music*

1623
02:17:05,840 --> 02:17:09,840
*sad music*

1624
02:17:09,840 --> 02:17:11,840
*sad music*

1625
02:17:11,840 --> 02:17:13,840
*sad music*

1626
02:17:13,840 --> 02:17:15,840
*sad music*

1627
02:17:15,840 --> 02:17:17,840
*sad music*

1628
02:17:17,840 --> 02:17:19,840
*sad music*

1629
02:17:19,840 --> 02:17:21,840
*sad music*

1630
02:17:21,840 --> 02:17:23,840
*sad music*

1631
02:17:23,840 --> 02:17:27,840
*sad music*

1632
02:17:27,840 --> 02:17:29,840
*sad music*

1633
02:17:29,840 --> 02:17:45,320
Oh my god. A lot of scum isn't there? There's a lot of fucking... They just need to be... Sapporo'd. I'm feeling the Sapporo now anyway.

1634
02:17:45,320 --> 02:18:13,840
*BOOM* These guys have got a bit of life left in them. They take a few shots. Oh, here we go.

1635
02:18:13,840 --> 02:18:20,840
Now power down. We can get back down to those generators now. Maybe outside the building.

1636
02:18:20,840 --> 02:18:27,840
Maybe they want us to fucking use this.

1637
02:18:27,840 --> 02:18:29,840
I need to fucking use this.

1638
02:18:29,840 --> 02:18:31,840
So

1639
02:18:31,840 --> 02:18:33,840
So

1640
02:18:33,840 --> 02:18:35,840
So

1641
02:18:35,840 --> 02:18:37,840
So

1642
02:18:37,840 --> 02:18:39,840
So

1643
02:18:39,840 --> 02:18:41,840
So

1644
02:18:41,840 --> 02:18:43,840
So

1645
02:18:43,840 --> 02:18:45,840
So

1646
02:18:45,840 --> 02:19:12,680
Fuck.

1647
02:19:12,680 --> 02:19:29,200
11 health

1648
02:19:29,200 --> 02:19:30,440
I'm on 11 health

1649
02:19:30,440 --> 02:19:38,040
How do I get medical attention now

1650
02:19:38,040 --> 02:19:39,260
Do I have to go back up to that room

1651
02:19:39,260 --> 02:19:42,080
I don't want to go all the way back up there

1652
02:19:42,080 --> 02:20:08,580
Who left all these fucking cabinets there

1653
02:20:10,160 --> 02:20:14,120
They're nice like this but they should be sold off in an antique shop for a profit

1654
02:20:14,120 --> 02:20:15,060
They shouldn't be just

1655
02:20:15,060 --> 02:20:18,240
Waste of time

1656
02:20:18,240 --> 02:20:41,120
Captain cabinets the guy who usually donates as the name captain cabinets left all those there

1657
02:20:41,120 --> 02:20:46,080
Only messing it in just thought it was funny but that's because I've had a fucking Sapporo man

1658
02:20:46,080 --> 02:20:55,640
What's this?

1659
02:20:57,800 --> 02:21:00,540
Oh we've awoken the beast of Bodmin here

1660
02:21:00,540 --> 02:21:06,440
What a fucking sad ending

1661
02:21:06,440 --> 02:21:08,360
In a cage as well

1662
02:21:08,360 --> 02:21:09,260
No less

1663
02:21:09,260 --> 02:21:20,000
We can open the gate for him now

1664
02:21:20,000 --> 02:21:22,200
But it's too late

1665
02:21:22,200 --> 02:21:38,260
Was there any point to that or was that just

1666
02:21:38,260 --> 02:21:40,020
Some kind of sick

1667
02:21:40,020 --> 02:21:45,480
Sick setup

1668
02:21:45,480 --> 02:21:54,180
I can hear more fucking Ravens homers

1669
02:21:54,180 --> 02:21:56,280
In here

1670
02:21:56,280 --> 02:22:05,780
Well done brother

1671
02:22:05,780 --> 02:22:08,300
Make free use of my traps

1672
02:22:08,300 --> 02:22:11,480
But take care not to fall in them yourself

1673
02:22:11,480 --> 02:22:14,080
Behind you

1674
02:22:14,080 --> 02:22:16,140
Hmm?

1675
02:22:16,140 --> 02:22:20,680
In Ravenholm you do well to be vigilant

1676
02:22:20,680 --> 02:22:25,700
Jesus he's fucking shady isn't he?

1677
02:22:25,700 --> 02:22:39,400
Hmm?

1678
02:22:39,400 --> 02:22:48,760
Behind me is it

1679
02:22:48,760 --> 02:22:51,100
Behind me

1680
02:22:51,100 --> 02:23:00,960
Jesus the Sapporo is

1681
02:23:00,960 --> 02:23:02,260
Is really uh

1682
02:23:02,260 --> 02:23:05,080
It's a quality situation is all I can say because

1683
02:23:05,080 --> 02:23:07,040
I'm fucking Sapporo'd man

1684
02:23:07,040 --> 02:23:08,080
And that's just one can

1685
02:23:08,080 --> 02:23:12,380
But they're a 660ml can so

1686
02:23:12,380 --> 02:23:14,880
Get down to little tomorrow

1687
02:23:14,880 --> 02:23:19,260
If you have a Sapporo in the fridge

1688
02:23:19,260 --> 02:23:20,320
It's like having one

1689
02:23:20,320 --> 02:23:21,720
It's like having a fucking

1690
02:23:21,720 --> 02:23:23,200
Cold python bullet

1691
02:23:23,200 --> 02:23:24,300
In the fridge

1692
02:23:24,300 --> 02:23:25,900
It'll just fucking

1693
02:23:25,900 --> 02:23:28,660
Go straight to the Sapporo dome

1694
02:23:28,660 --> 02:23:30,380
Korea, Japan

1695
02:23:30,380 --> 02:23:43,620
So once I pull out the fleshlight

1696
02:23:43,620 --> 02:23:43,620
So once I pull out the fleshlight

1697
02:23:43,620 --> 02:23:51,760
What's this now?

1698
02:23:52,240 --> 02:23:54,100
Can you climb up that fucking thing?

1699
02:23:54,100 --> 02:24:00,900
What's that there?

1700
02:24:00,900 --> 02:24:01,480
Look

1701
02:24:01,480 --> 02:24:02,020
Ah yeah

1702
02:24:02,020 --> 02:24:03,600
I see

1703
02:24:03,600 --> 02:24:21,700
Major fracture detected

1704
02:24:21,700 --> 02:24:22,540
Fuck

1705
02:24:22,540 --> 02:24:22,540
Fuck

1706
02:24:22,540 --> 02:24:28,380
Yeah I know mutant

1707
02:24:28,380 --> 02:24:29,900
You're a hard man who can drink

1708
02:24:29,900 --> 02:24:30,660
I

1709
02:24:30,660 --> 02:24:33,280
Have not been on the drink

1710
02:24:33,280 --> 02:24:37,440
So the immune system is down

1711
02:24:37,440 --> 02:24:44,120
Ah

1712
02:24:44,120 --> 02:24:53,920
Ah for fuck's sake

1713
02:24:53,920 --> 02:25:09,940
Three euro

1714
02:25:09,940 --> 02:25:11,220
R-Carrie

1715
02:25:11,220 --> 02:25:11,780
R-Carrie

1716
02:25:11,780 --> 02:25:13,780
R-Kelly I was gonna call ya

1717
02:25:13,780 --> 02:25:16,340
Fucking one can

1718
02:25:16,340 --> 02:25:18,180
One pint Charlie is it?

1719
02:25:18,780 --> 02:25:19,480
You're fucked

1720
02:25:19,480 --> 02:25:20,580
You're useless man

1721
02:25:20,580 --> 02:25:25,520
That guy can't drink

1722
02:25:25,520 --> 02:25:26,960
He's a fucking pussy man

1723
02:25:26,960 --> 02:25:28,320
I seen a rush there

1724
02:25:28,320 --> 02:25:29,740
Trying to play Half-Life

1725
02:25:29,740 --> 02:25:32,740
On a can of Sapporo

1726
02:25:32,740 --> 02:25:35,320
Cunt was fucked

1727
02:25:35,320 --> 02:25:38,320
He had one can

1728
02:25:38,320 --> 02:25:47,860
Continue to kill him

1729
02:25:47,860 --> 02:25:50,540
Continue to kill his pool for me

1730
02:25:50,540 --> 02:25:55,060
Miner operations

1731
02:25:55,060 --> 02:25:56,060
I'm depleted

1732
02:25:56,060 --> 02:25:56,780
Fucking

1733
02:25:56,780 --> 02:25:57,440
Keep bleeding

1734
02:25:57,440 --> 02:26:06,900
That is what happens though

1735
02:26:06,900 --> 02:26:08,480
If you don't drink for a good long while

1736
02:26:08,480 --> 02:26:09,760
Or do anything actually

1737
02:26:09,760 --> 02:26:12,100
You're a

1738
02:26:12,100 --> 02:26:13,940
You become one pint Charlie

1739
02:26:13,940 --> 02:26:21,680
I think I was uh

1740
02:26:21,680 --> 02:26:22,260
Oh fuck

1741
02:26:22,260 --> 02:26:24,100
Gravity

1742
02:26:24,100 --> 02:26:27,320
Use this gravity bomb

1743
02:26:27,320 --> 02:26:54,940
This is waste time

1744
02:26:54,940 --> 02:27:24,920
Who made this?

1745
02:27:24,920 --> 02:27:25,640
These traps

1746
02:27:25,640 --> 02:27:54,900
Wow

1747
02:27:54,900 --> 02:28:24,880
Close to the door

1748
02:28:24,880 --> 02:28:28,340
How do I get up there?

1749
02:28:30,080 --> 02:28:31,040
Maybe I uh

1750
02:28:31,040 --> 02:28:35,080
I get on one of the cars

1751
02:28:35,080 --> 02:28:35,900
Do I and fucking

1752
02:28:35,900 --> 02:28:37,760
That brings me upwards

1753
02:28:37,760 --> 02:28:40,300
If I stand on one of the cars

1754
02:28:40,300 --> 02:28:41,140
Ah yeah

1755
02:28:41,140 --> 02:28:43,140
*Sigh*

1756
02:28:43,140 --> 02:28:45,140
*Sigh*

1757
02:28:45,140 --> 02:28:47,140
*Sigh*

1758
02:28:47,140 --> 02:28:49,140
*Sigh*

1759
02:28:49,140 --> 02:28:51,140
*Sigh*

1760
02:28:51,140 --> 02:28:53,140
*Gunshot*

1761
02:28:53,140 --> 02:28:55,140
*Gunshot*

1762
02:28:55,140 --> 02:29:21,480
I am Father Grigori.

1763
02:29:21,480 --> 02:29:50,120
I don't know about this now. I don't know about this. Saved it anyway. Saved it. That cunt can fuck off. We'll kill him anyway even though I've saved it. Fuck them.

1764
02:29:50,120 --> 02:30:09,120
Forget it. The Sapporo, it was a bad idea. The Sapporo was a fucking bad idea. Let's have a look at the fucking boys and the bikes.

1765
02:30:09,120 --> 02:30:25,300
Let's look ahead to today. We're on an extra day of racing. Before we get to the first rest day, we have 217.5 kilometers in store today.

1766
02:30:25,300 --> 02:30:31,300
With four categories. The Cat 4 early on and then three Cat 3s. But as you can see, the road is constantly...

1767
02:30:31,300 --> 02:30:38,560
...and gradually then once that map comes up. It's not as hard as the last few days, but not quite the rest day we usually have on the second Monday of the tour.

1768
02:30:38,560 --> 02:30:50,280
They're in cahoots. The boys at the front are in cahoots. Did you hear that?

1769
02:30:50,280 --> 02:30:59,920
Handscrewer. Bore a handsscrewer.

1770
02:31:00,460 --> 02:31:07,720
Marcus Burkhart and Bore a handsscrewer. Oblivious to all of this. Off the road, six riders. And behind...

1771
02:31:07,720 --> 02:31:11,720
...they are splitting. Break away. Well, it's gone.

1772
02:31:11,800 --> 02:31:14,000
Fucking speed of them, man. That's only 24.

1773
02:31:14,700 --> 02:31:21,040
Oh, it's 24 kilometers. Sorry. I thought that was the speed. 24 kilometers an hour. I'd say they're at least 35.

1774
02:31:22,040 --> 02:31:28,720
In that town. Fucking power of the fucking legs, like. That's not just drugs. That's muscle and fucking training.

1775
02:31:28,720 --> 02:31:37,480
...at the moment, but we saw how motivated they were at the front. And they will, of course, know that some of their key rivals are distanced behind. They'll be determined to make the most of this.

1776
02:31:37,620 --> 02:31:42,980
This is the second group in the roads and they're not too far in front of the Movistar-led group.

1777
02:31:43,700 --> 02:31:50,880
This is the group of, um, Uran, Port, Pino, Fulsang. So they're losing at least one minute already.

1778
02:31:51,040 --> 02:31:59,080
Meanwhile, this is a saving maneuver from group three. They're not attacking the front group because up there, of course, is, uh, Quintana and, uh, Valverde.

1779
02:31:59,600 --> 02:32:07,580
Mass as well, um, uh, of course, from, uh, Decay to Quickster. But Movistar are, uh, pushing on here to save Landa as an option.

1780
02:32:07,580 --> 02:32:16,760
And I'm afraid he's a minute and 36 down just ahead of rest day. There's the Flamme Rouge for you. So they'll come across the river. Here it is, the viaduct.

1781
02:32:16,760 --> 02:32:33,240
And up ahead of them appears to be a wall. It's, uh, about five or six percent. It's, uh, about five or six percent. But it looks larger than, perhaps, and more threatening than it is.

1782
02:32:33,520 --> 02:32:40,040
Greg Van Alvamant's also here. Is he gonna go early? Not quite sure. Viviani's tucked in here as well. He's got Riccizi and a pale jersey.

1783
02:32:40,040 --> 02:32:49,220
Of course, that's, uh, about to go for it. Six hundred meters remaining now. This is where the road starts to kick. And it is dusting to those who are behind them.

1784
02:32:49,220 --> 02:33:00,140
Beautiful scene. Look at that. Look at that. It's not about the fucking race a lot of the time. It's just about the heli-chopter in the sky. The sand pelicopter doing its business.

1785
02:33:01,200 --> 02:33:10,580
Giving you unreal access to some beautiful, uh, bridges and rivers and architecture. You've got a lovely cathedral there as well.

1786
02:33:10,580 --> 02:33:14,760
And then you have the drug boys. Drug power.

1787
02:33:14,760 --> 02:33:20,260
And this is last man's styling for great, uh, for, uh, for Matthews right now.

1788
02:33:20,260 --> 02:33:30,760
Six balls leading him out, but look who's coming. Trenton's starting to launch right now. And there's others boxed in. Uh, Cole Bradley can't get there. Here comes Yuri. Trenton's coming up as well. The European champions.

1789
02:33:30,760 --> 02:34:00,740
Thank you very much Lance. Let's have a look at it from overhead. The last push towards the line. Very, very close, but only a matter of what? Two inches. Maybe a little bit more, but, uh, my goodness, what a finish. This is Iran, Phil Sang, Pinot and Port. The riders expected to challenge, uh, for the overall victory. We said it would be over a minute.

1790
02:34:00,740 --> 02:34:25,520
In the end. In the end, it's nearer to two than one. A minute and 40 in the rears. The humble. Very good. Very good. Not a pick on them. It's just muscle, isn't it? Big titles, but this is a state of the total front. Just muscle. Yeah. It's, uh, above anything else. Very good. Sprint. Dutch. Dutch gold.

1791
02:34:25,520 --> 02:34:55,500
The breakaway stage.

1792
02:34:55,500 --> 02:35:25,480
on stage 11. Well Sean Kelly and Dan Lloyd are with us in the studio to go through what was a thrilling stage. First of all Sean, Walt Van Aert has had so much hype this season. It's not always easy to shoulder that hype but he's not only done that he's delivered on it. How much maturity does that does that show us for the 24 year old? Well I think we've seen that when he was trying to move from the team that he was originally in Belgium to Jumbo Wisma. A lot of problems there and he managed that

1793
02:35:25,480 --> 02:35:55,460
quite well and right from the beginning of the season we already see signs that he was a real talented rider. I love women. I love women. I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

1794
02:35:55,460 --> 02:36:03,220
like today with a plan. It invariably falls apart in the run into the finish and then whoever's closest to the finish line just goes for it and it works.

1795
02:36:03,620 --> 02:36:07,580
I think I talked on the very first weekend in Brussels about momentum as you go through the season.

1796
02:36:07,700 --> 02:36:13,580
If you start... I love women. It just lifts the team. It takes the pressure away from the team as well. I love women.

1797
02:36:13,800 --> 02:36:19,200
...that they've been in. Coming into this race they had over 30 wins already. They've added another 40. I love women.

1798
02:36:19,420 --> 02:36:22,800
And I'm pretty sure that's going to continue on through because they're all on cloud nine.

1799
02:36:23,640 --> 02:36:31,040
Well Bob Van Aert the winner on the day but arguably the biggest winner in the battle for general classification is the defending champion Geraint Thomas.

1800
02:36:31,280 --> 02:36:33,520
He's been speaking to Matt Stevens at the finish line.

1801
02:36:35,020 --> 02:36:39,320
I just had a conversation with your friend and teammate Luke Rowe and he said...

1802
02:36:39,320 --> 02:36:43,800
At the start this... He's a friend and teammate isn't he? I was going to say he's more of a colleague but yeah.

1803
02:36:43,860 --> 02:36:47,700
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. I don't know.

1804
02:36:47,940 --> 02:36:51,580
In the mountains and on on TTs days like this can be explosive.

1805
02:36:52,280 --> 02:36:54,380
Yeah for sure and it was a great... I love women.

1806
02:36:54,540 --> 02:36:59,420
It was one of those days where you always have to be there and it was stressful and nothing might...

1807
02:36:59,420 --> 02:37:00,360
I love women.

1808
02:37:00,360 --> 02:37:00,420
I love women.

1809
02:37:00,420 --> 02:37:00,420
I love women.

1810
02:37:00,420 --> 02:37:00,420
I love women.

1811
02:37:00,420 --> 02:37:00,420
I love women.

1812
02:37:00,420 --> 02:37:00,420
I love women.

1813
02:37:00,420 --> 02:37:01,420
I love women.

1814
02:37:01,420 --> 02:37:01,420
I love women.

1815
02:37:01,420 --> 02:37:02,420
I love women.

1816
02:37:02,420 --> 02:37:03,420
I love women.

1817
02:37:03,420 --> 02:37:04,420
I love women.

1818
02:37:04,420 --> 02:37:06,420
Something could come of it like it was and we had numbers and we all committed really well and

1819
02:37:06,420 --> 02:37:12,420
I think behind they probably panicked a little and really tried to close it straight away and then when they...

1820
02:37:12,420 --> 02:37:39,440
All right. We have a couple of people want to say something. Yeah, that's Jerry, Jerry Hannon. Now, you kind of are involved in an ongoing battle. You are a liar. I don't know anything about it. You know everything about it. You have been peddling lies about Limerick for the last two and a half years. You've peddled your lies. You are a liar.

1821
02:37:39,440 --> 02:38:07,140
You are a liar. You hammered your mother. You have done nothing but lied. You hammered your mother. You are a liar. You are a liar. You are a liar. Teresa Carmody was three days away from her death when you wrote in your book that you had sexual intercourse with her. You never mentioned anywhere in your book that you had sexual intercourse with her.

1822
02:38:07,140 --> 02:38:15,940
You never mentioned anywhere in your book that it was with her consent. Was it with her consent?

1823
02:38:17,460 --> 02:38:25,560
There was no Teresa Carmody. It's a made-up name. It's not a made-up name. You named her mother. You're going to tell more lies now, are you?

1824
02:38:26,040 --> 02:38:35,920
There was no Teresa. Teresa Carmody. Just a minute when I finish. Teresa Carmody. Teresa Carmody. Teresa Carmody is a made-up name.

1825
02:38:35,920 --> 02:38:40,800
You're not a made-up name. You're a liar. The young lady. You will never know her name. You are a liar. You are a liar.

1826
02:38:41,360 --> 02:38:47,640
You are a liar. Why are you so obsessed with me? Number two. Because Frank. Because Frank. Jesus Christ up in heaven.

1827
02:38:47,660 --> 02:38:55,360
How old are you, by the way? You hammered. How old are you? It's irrelevant. You hammered your mother. You picked her as a lady. You hammered your mother.

1828
02:38:55,500 --> 02:38:59,920
What I did is so you could be virtuous. Good for notting whore. That's what you depicted your mother as.

1829
02:38:59,920 --> 02:39:08,100
You owe your mother an apology. You hammered your mother. Teresa Carmody's parents. Teresa Carmody's family, at least, are looking into this program tonight.

1830
02:39:08,100 --> 02:39:14,340
You owe her an apology. And number two. Sorry. I drove from Limerick. I drove from Limerick tonight to make three points. And I want to make them.

1831
02:39:14,340 --> 02:39:17,680
Make the third. You've censored me before, Pat. You're not censoring me again.

1832
02:39:17,920 --> 02:39:25,520
Number two, Frank. You censored me. You interviewed me. You gave me a 20-minute interview. And without explanation, you chopped it on your radio program.

1833
02:39:25,540 --> 02:39:28,200
We often chop pieces for length. Absolutely.

1834
02:39:28,280 --> 02:39:37,780
Number three. Number three. Number three, Frank. Why, if this miserable childhood that you had in Limerick, this so-called miserable childhood that you've...

1835
02:39:37,780 --> 02:39:38,600
I don't know why.

1836
02:39:38,600 --> 02:39:48,160
You've peddled your lies all over the world. Right. You've peddled your lies all over the world. Miserable childhood. Miserable people of Limerick. Misery, misery, misery. The whole flippin' way.

1837
02:39:48,820 --> 02:40:01,380
If that's the case, why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan? Why did you not... Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's spy scout movement?

1838
02:40:02,160 --> 02:40:08,380
Why did you not discuss your... St. Joseph's spy scout was the elite spy scout movement. You've had enough time now.

1839
02:40:08,380 --> 02:40:11,780
Yeah, elite spy scout movement. You are a liar. You are a liar.

1840
02:40:11,780 --> 02:40:17,300
Okay, you made your point. You are a liar. Jerry, can I ask you one question? And I think it's the reason Frank was asking how old you were.

1841
02:40:17,840 --> 02:40:23,180
And he's writing of a time from before you were born. Frank, you're a past. You're a past. I mean, it's not so.

1842
02:40:23,180 --> 02:40:29,500
You're a journalist. You've heard of research. I have interviewed over 70 people that are contemporaries of Frank McCord.

1843
02:40:29,500 --> 02:40:31,220
It's like she's on acid or something.

1844
02:40:31,740 --> 02:40:41,600
She describes Angela as the angel of the lanes the angel of the lanes the angel of the lanes the angel of the lanes the

1845
02:40:41,600 --> 02:40:51,520
lanes the lanes the court as the angel of the lanes the lanes as the angel of the lanes her she describes

1846
02:40:51,520 --> 02:40:58,580
Angela court as the angel of the lane I interviewed Myra Gallagher she describes Angela court as the

1847
02:40:58,580 --> 02:41:07,220
angel of the lanes thanks very much it's not made of name thank you an accurate description of the way

1848
02:41:07,220 --> 02:41:15,440
things were in the limerick of their mutual use Jim Kimmy of their of the way Frank was an accurate

1849
02:41:15,440 --> 02:41:21,680
description of the way things were in the limerick of their mutual use Jim Kimmy with all to respect him

1850
02:41:21,680 --> 02:41:27,440
was a very close friend Frank no he wasn't I didn't meet yes he was before he died he was I met him just

1851
02:41:27,440 --> 02:41:41,540
before he died I'm not sure who the audience are applauding by the way but I must let Frank get

1852
02:41:41,540 --> 02:41:47,300
back in from the charges to respond to the charges you've made there were the name Teresa Camry was

1853
02:41:47,300 --> 02:41:53,520
one I made up because I was not going to name the actual person I don't know

1854
02:41:53,520 --> 02:42:07,120
why I don't mind I like women I've been married three times and that's the one

1855
02:42:07,120 --> 02:42:17,020
I'm married now is got to last for women with women imagine your son you're the

1856
02:42:17,020 --> 02:42:22,380
wife of a man on national TV and you're in the audience and and your husband is in the front

1857
02:42:22,380 --> 02:42:30,900
of the nation going I love women I'm infatuated with women I've been married three times

1858
02:42:30,900 --> 02:42:33,160
that's the face

1859
02:42:33,160 --> 02:42:41,580
I love women I like women

1860
02:42:46,740 --> 02:42:52,400
like women for necrophilia don't mind I like women necrophilia

1861
02:42:52,400 --> 02:42:58,060
like women for necrophilia don't mind I like women necrophilia for neck I do I like women for necrophilia don't mind I like women necrophilia

1862
02:42:58,060 --> 02:43:11,060
*laughs*

1863
02:43:11,060 --> 02:43:37,060
*laughs*

1864
02:43:37,060 --> 02:43:39,060
Look at her face!

1865
02:43:39,060 --> 02:43:41,060
*laughs*

1866
02:43:41,060 --> 02:43:43,060
*laughs*

1867
02:43:43,060 --> 02:43:45,060
Why are you so obsessed with me?

1868
02:43:45,060 --> 02:43:47,060
Don't you have a life?

1869
02:43:47,060 --> 02:43:49,060
Go ahead and do something!

1870
02:43:49,060 --> 02:43:51,060
Live!

1871
02:43:51,060 --> 02:43:53,060
*laughs*

1872
02:43:53,060 --> 02:43:55,060
*laughs*

1873
02:43:55,060 --> 02:43:59,060
There are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are people in Limerick, go and help the poor of Limerick.

1874
02:43:59,060 --> 02:44:01,060
Don't obsess with me all the time.

1875
02:44:01,060 --> 02:44:07,060
You're there, you're in a city in Ireland, south of Ireland, and you're obsessed with me,

1876
02:44:07,060 --> 02:44:09,060
and I'm sure there are a few people in there.

1877
02:44:09,060 --> 02:44:11,060
The two women you named.

1878
02:44:11,060 --> 02:44:15,060
When they cast, sent out casting call for the movie in Limerick, hundreds of people showed up.

1879
02:44:15,060 --> 02:44:17,060
*laughs*

1880
02:44:17,060 --> 02:44:19,060
Why did you lie about Willy Harald?

1881
02:44:19,060 --> 02:44:21,060
Why did you lie about Willy Harald?

1882
02:44:21,060 --> 02:44:23,060
Why did you lie about Willy Harald?

1883
02:44:23,060 --> 02:44:25,060
Why did you lie about Willy Harald?

1884
02:44:25,060 --> 02:44:31,480
You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. I want to go down here.

1885
02:44:31,480 --> 02:44:41,860
Willie Harald. Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald.

1886
02:44:41,860 --> 02:44:48,160
I want to go down here. You said. Because there's one thing I want to ask you. Hang on. It's the question. It's the question.

1887
02:44:48,160 --> 02:44:53,780
I made a mistake. Most people watching this have no idea of the people you're talking about because it's fine detail about Limerick.

1888
02:44:53,900 --> 02:45:03,820
Major point that you think it's very inaccurate. But what I'd really like to know is why you are so obsessed. I mean the latest book is called Tiz. You're bringing out a book called Tizint.

1889
02:45:03,820 --> 02:45:16,060
It's called Tizint my ass. Okay. I wasn't given the full title. But okay. Tizint my ass. I thought it was going to be called Tizint. This current book is about America. It's about his experiences in America.

1890
02:45:16,240 --> 02:45:23,700
He spends his time in America reminiscing about his miserable days back in Limerick. What do you know about his life in America?

1891
02:45:23,740 --> 02:45:33,660
Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. So why don't you write another book? But who says my book is contradicting Tizint isn't published yet? Well, Ashes was, your last book, Ashes was contradicting Angela's.

1892
02:45:33,660 --> 02:45:45,080
The angel of the Limerick. Yes, we have a comment. Sure.

1893
02:45:45,660 --> 02:46:00,980
Jerry Hannon didn't even write the book Ashes. It was written by a fellow by the name of Frank Hamilton. Is that so, Jerry? Sex crimes. That is a lie. That is a lie. That is a lie. He's being on. He's under investigation for sex crimes.

1894
02:46:00,980 --> 02:46:03,760
Hamilton is in prison at the moment for sex crimes

1895
02:46:05,040 --> 02:46:07,220
So is that is how?

1896
02:46:08,740 --> 02:46:11,500
Is that the best is that the best you can come up with?

1897
02:46:12,680 --> 02:46:14,680
Okay

1898
02:46:14,680 --> 02:46:16,680
This is very much

1899
02:46:16,680 --> 02:46:18,680
Very much a limerick round

1900
02:46:18,680 --> 02:46:23,680
You can come up the squabble and we're going to move on because we have to meet other people

1901
02:46:28,940 --> 02:46:30,940
Well

1902
02:46:30,940 --> 02:46:32,940
I'll see you tomorrow

1903
02:46:33,800 --> 02:46:35,800
I'm fucked

1904
02:46:35,800 --> 02:46:37,800
Sapporo domed men

1905
02:46:37,800 --> 02:46:40,040
I'll see you tomorrow
